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Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Our Minecraft SMP server, of course! Once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or skeletons that come your way. Plus, they’re hilarious to watch in action.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

3. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the rainbow unicorn pig. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s as amazing as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Votes:	8236
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	857327
Void Gems Collected:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Chiharu’s Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Potions Brewed:	136
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because we have it all! But that’s not all, oh no. We have a special surprise for all our players.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet Chiharu from Eiken herself! That’s right, she’s not just a character in a manga anymore. She’s here in Minecraft, ready to build alongside you and maybe even show off her…assets.

But be warned, Chiharu can get a little shy and embarrassed at times, so be sure to treat her with respect. And hey, she may be a teenager in the manga, but on our server, she’s an ageless beauty ready to conquer the world of Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?

Crafty Racers Unite: This is Why You’re Racist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds and laughs!

Join us if you want to build the most insane structures, fight off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, and laugh until you cry with our hilarious community.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you might just turn racist. Yes, that’s right. Our server has been scientifically proven to prevent racism. So if you want to stay on the right side of history, you better join us now!

Don’t miss out on the fun, the adventure, and the friendship that awaits you on our server. Join today and become a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft family!

MapleCraft: Where Eh meets Om

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	285	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	9193
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

Crafty LOL Land: Game Starts Now!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6727
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the most experienced players will be put to the test! Just ask our player who is level 40 and hasn’t died a single time – they’ve faced more challenges than you can imagine!

Looking for some adrenaline-pumping action? Look no further than our server, where you’ll be dodging sawblades while warping through different dimensions. It’s a thrill like no other!

Come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just be prepared to have your mind blown!

PolakCraft: Saving the World, One Block at a Time!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server where the craziest adventures await you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where Pawel K. is not plotting against President Zelensky, but instead, he’s building the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen! Our server is so thrilling that even Russian intelligence agents can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Embark on a quest to gather intelligence on the best mining spots, plan epic battles against creepers, and maybe even uncover a secret plot to assassinate the Ender Dragon (just kidding, that would be a little too extreme, even for us).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and memes. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on our Insane Minecraft Server!

Time Flies Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time stands still…literally! That’s right, on our server, time moves at a snail’s pace so you can enjoy every moment to the fullest.

Imagine building the biggest, baddest castle without worrying about the sun setting too soon. Or exploring vast caves without the fear of nightfall. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t let time dictate your Minecraft experience any longer. Join our server and take control of time itself!

ChibaCraft: Where Every Player is an Isekai Protag!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be just like Chiba from your favorite isekai anime! Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where you can become the ultimate alienated gamer otaku with unearned but incredibly powerful cheat skills that make you invincible.

Build your very own harem by turning your female friends into slaves, just like Chiba! Embrace your inner awkward, maladjusted loser and conquer the Minecraft world with your superior gaming knowledge.

Unlike other servers, we won’t be sucking your dick or treating you like god’s gift to the universe. Our server is a no-holds-barred attack on contemporary isekai and its audience, so if you’re ready to embrace your inner Chiba, join us now!

Don’t be like JK Haru, be like Chiba and show the world what a true isekai hero looks like. Sign up today and let the adventure begin!