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Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	2947	Mines Excavated:	3484
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7208	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Animals Bred:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, Becky, Beckys, blocky, comfort food, culinary delight, Dark Meat, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dinner time, enjoying, Flavorful, foodie, guilty pleasure, indulgence, juicy, meal prep, mealtime, meat lover, Minecraft, satisfying, Savory, smp, succulent, Tasty

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.