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Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server

4koma, Banners, banter, blocky, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.

3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!

4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!

HappyCraft: Where Smiles Are Mandatory and Griefing Is Prohibited!

appreciate the little things, choose happiness, enjoy life, find joy, focus on the good, Griefing, Happiness, happiness is contagious, HappyCraft, Mandatory, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindset shift, positive mindset, positive vibes, positivity, positivity is key, Prohibited, self improvement, self-care, Smile, smile more, smiles, spread joy, stay positive.

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	846
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Animals Bred:	83	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed laughter and fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and experience the joy of building a giant roller coaster that catapults unsuspecting players into a pool of lava (don’t worry, they respawn)! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless fowl as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

So come on down to our server and remember, laughter is the best block to build with!

– “Blocky Banquet” – “Pixelated Feast” – “Creeper Cuisine” – “Ender Eats” – “Crafty Cookout” – “Redstone Restaurant” – “Nether Nosh” – “Minecraft Munchies” – “The Hungry Miner” – “Digging for Dinner”

Adventure, Anime, Banquet, blocky, Character development, comedy, Cooking, cookout, Crafty, creeper, cuisine, Digging, Dinner, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, Eats, Ender, Exploration, FANTASY, feast, Food, friendship, humor, Hungry, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, miner, Monsters, Munchies, Nether, Nosh, pixelated, plot twists, Redstone, Restaurant, series, Survival, teamwork, upcoming episode

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4069	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic saga of a talking sheep who is destined to save the world from evil creepers with her magical powers of wool!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it that if you can find the enchanted golden carrot hidden somewhere in the city, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a rainbow unicorn!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the next episode of this wild ride!

$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

70, 70Craft, Buy, cost, decision, Decision making, enjoyment, Entertainment, Game, Gaming, Investment, lol, MONEY, Nah, opinion, paid, PENNY, price, Purchase, satisfaction, Value, worth it, worth it or nah, WORTH..

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	7618	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox

beats, blocky, cultural music, diverse music, Global, global music, international artists, international hits, international music, international musicians, international sounds, jukebox, music appreciation, music community, music discovery, music diversity, music enthusiasts, music exploration, music from around the world, music lovers, music playlist, music recommendations, music thread, world music

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Divine Spears Created:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!

Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

BLOCK, CREEPERS, guests, hey, long trail: hey tom, misunderstood, Party, Tom, Toms

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	407326	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

challenged, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, height discrimination, height limits, height requirements, height restrictions, Heightism, legal status, LGBTQ, Masculinity, short men, ShortyCraft, Social Issues, societal norms, SURVIVE, Transgender, vertically

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

bunbun edition, CARD, Cards, Casual, collectible card game, Community, competitive, Cowboy Set, Crafty, deckbuilding, digital card game, discussion, formats, gameplay, Gathering, madness, Magic, magic the gathering arena, meets, Meta, Minecraft, mtgag, multiplayer, new cards, online gaming, strategy, wizards

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Animals Bred:	67
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

2023 portfolio, also am God, Crafty, creeper, God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea whose listed as an enemy in WW3, huh, Kept you waiting, Kingdom, my sciences are a gold mine and lead to newer military technologies and advancements, no ww3 it’s just proxy shitposting through weapons, tfw also am owner of the United States Government, tfw big boss since 2018, tfw have to remain neutral in my big boss network as outer haven, tfw I became leader of every military in the world since, tfw I control every military from North Korean to American, tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least, Waiting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!