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CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Animals Bred:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Magic Items Found:	3306
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4890	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	197	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GazaBulletCraft

autopsies, Bodies, bullet wounds, Conflict, Crime Scene, current events, forensic evidence, gaza, GazaBulletCraft, gunshot wounds, hostages, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Raid, Tragedy, Trauma, Victims, violence

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1762
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4966	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

CraftyTwistsMC

audience engagement, audience response, Audiences, core element, CraftyTwistsMC, narrative reversals, Narrative structure, Predict, researchers, storytelling, storytelling analysis, storytelling effectiveness, storytelling elements, storytelling impact, storytelling psychology, storytelling research, storytelling strategies, storytelling success, Storytelling techniques, storytelling tips, success

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.

Kotoka’s Craze Minecraft Server

AliAs, Character, CRAZE, FANTASY, Fiction, Identity, Kotoka, Kotokas, Minecraft, moniker, name.., Nickname, Persona, Role, Server, Supernatural, Title, vampire hunter, vampire killer, vampire slayer, vampire slayer identity, vampire slayer name, vampire slayer nickname, vampire slayer role

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few vampires lurking around (watch out, Kotoka the Vampire Slayer is on the prowl)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a magical potion brewing contest every Sunday, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (perfect for those late-night mining sessions). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Kotoka!

Minecraft SMP: LoliCraft

Anime, art, classic, Community, controversial, cute, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, Lolis, Manga, Minecraft, No Rules, online discussion, smp, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	2630
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with rules and restrictions? Look no further than our Classic edition server! We only have one rule: just post lolis! That’s right, no building, no mining, just post pictures of lolis all day long.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world filled with cute anime girls and ridiculous memes. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. Rumor has it that the lolis come to life at night and roam the server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to join us and face the lolis head on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Classic edition server today and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and of course, lolis!

Dad’s Cheating Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cheating, Dads, emotional distress, family betrayal, family breakdown, family communication, family dynamics, family healing, family reconciliation, family turmoil, father’s accountability, father’s actions, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, father’s consequences, father’s infidelity, father’s mistakes, father’s remorse, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like the scandalous affair my dad had with a woman half his age, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through family betrayals, heart emojis, and messages about the future that will leave you questioning everything. Just like my dad, who couldn’t keep his secrets hidden for long, our server is full of juicy gossip and shocking revelations.

But don’t worry, unlike my dad, we actually care about our players! So come join us and experience the drama, the betrayal, and the heartbreak in a virtual world where anything can happen. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RingReturnCraft

Algerian Sahara, asking for belongings back, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, cultural jewelry, emotional attachment, Etiquette, etsy, friendship, handmade jewelry, Lending, mutual friends, personal belongings, rare jewelry, RingReturnCraft, selling jewelry, sentimental jewelry, special occasion, Touareg Berber tribes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	2615

Are you tired of friends stealing your precious belongings and refusing to give them back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual coral ring and never have to worry about it being stolen by your so-called “friends.”

Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time someone tried to sell a virtual ring for $2,000 on Etsy. Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join us and create your own outrageous tales that will leave your friends speechless.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can have fun, build epic structures, and never have to deal with ring-stealing drama again, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Touareg Berber tribe in the Algerian Sahara to trade with. The possibilities are endless!

EmoTunez Minecraft SMP

cathartic songs, deep emotional response, emotional connection, Emotional Music, emotional resonance, EmoTunez, evocative music, heart-wrenching lyrics, heartrending ballads, impactful music, Minecraft, moving melodies, music and emotions, music therapy, nostalgia-inducing tunes, powerful songs, sentimental songs, smp, songs that make you cry, songs that touch your soul, soul-stirring tunes, tear-jerker tracks, touching melodies

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who once defeated an entire army of players with just a single explosion? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mysterious Ender Dragon Cult, who worship their dragon overlord and will stop at nothing to protect it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world-renowned Bard of Minecraft, who serenades players with enchanting melodies that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!