our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players wearing glasses. Legend has it that if you keep your glasses on during a thunderstorm, the creeper will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a chest full of dirt blocks.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge – wearing glasses while getting down and dirty in the pixelated world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!
Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.
So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.
But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!
Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret neighborhood watch program where players can spy on each other and report suspicious behavior. 2. Our mini-games include “Pecan Pie Wars” where players can battle it out with delicious baked goods. 3. Explore our custom-built houses and see if you can find any hidden secrets or clues. 4. Join our “Helmet Fitting Quest” where players must find the perfect helmet for a tiny virtual child. 5. Get involved in our “Lights Out Challenge” where players must turn off all lights in their virtual homes by 11PM or face the consequences.
So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, no pecan pies allowed.
Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.
Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. u can build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a giant chicken into battle.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, cheese! u can build a cheese house and have a pet cheese dragon.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off? yeah, it’s that kind of server.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
Hey everyone! Come join us at CrystalMC, a bustling server that’s always online, featuring economy, survival challenges, and thrilling parkour courses. Our community of dedicated players enjoys daily adventures, and we’re eager to welcome more to help our server thrive. Join us today and be part of the fun!
Tags: #Economy #Survival #Parkour #Lobby
crystalmc.fr.to:25344
Brand new SMP server, shops, kits, claims, crates, and soon player shops! we are a family friendly server! So come on out and survive with us!
170.205.24.128:25622
Are you ready to start vanilla survival? You will always be welcome on our server, except for griefers and various cheaters. Here you can safely join any state, and we are sure that you will only be welcome there! The administration will always be glad to meet you, make friends, and also solve problems. I hope you will enjoy playing with us and you will come for a long time!And don’t forget that you first need to get on the whitelist through our discord!
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This server is pure concentrated on Survival of the latest version on Minecraft. Here you have your own possibilites what you want to create, Play alone or with Friends. Make good looking buildings or just grind to get the rare items and ores? Its you’re choice!
Do you want some Extra’s? Then you can upgrade your experience by purchasing our unique Ranks at our Minecraft shop.
Our Moderators and Admins would love to help you with any problems what you have!
136.243.79.58
| Version du jeu | 1.21 (premium) |
|---|---|
| Type de jeu | Survie semi-RP avec villages (factions mais sans grief/kill) |
| Âge minimum | +17 ans |
| Micro | Requis |
| Entraide | Fortement encouragée pour réaliser des projets toujours plus grand et durée sur le long terme ! |
| Règle importante | Ne quittez pas le jeu lorsque vous vous ennuyez. Minecraft a tellement de possibilités que pour arriver à un projet, chercher les étapes pour l’atteindre ! |
| Joueurs actifs et matures | Nous recherchons des joueurs actifs, matures et motivés, qui ne renoncent pas facilement et sont prêts à s’investir dans la communauté. |
Rejoignez-nous sur Discord: https://discord.gg/aq4crzjCRX
À très bientôt dans Eldoria! 🌲🏔️✨
L’équipe d’Eldoria
La version du jeu supportée est la 1.21 (premium).
Oui, l’âge minimum requis est de 17 ans.
Oui, un micro est requis pour communiquer avec les autres joueurs sur le serveur.
Vous pouvez participer à la construction de villages thématiques comme Lumeria, Magmoria, Technovia, etc., ainsi que d’autres projets communautaires.
Vous pouvez rejoindre notre serveur Discord en cliquant sur le lien suivant: https://discord.gg/aq4crzjCRX
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building pixelated igloos like no other. You won’t find that kind of expertise anywhere else!
2. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our daily dance parties where all the mobs bust a move to the latest hits. Zombie flossing, anyone?
3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are equipped with laser beams and can shoot fireballs out of their eyes. Good luck to anyone trying to raid your base!
4. Our server is protected by a giant robotic guardian who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm for eternity. Don’t mess with the robot overlord!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!
