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CraftyLiesMC

BELIEF, biggest lie, BRAINWASHING, Corruption, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, hidden agenda., ILLUSION, indoctrination, Life, Manipulation, Misconception, Misinformation, Propaganda, Reality, skepticism, society, Truth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Star Shards Collected:	185	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

#sustainability, argentina, Bitcoin Mining, BitCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, Crisis, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, electronic waste, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy consumption comparison, energy efficiency, environmental impact, global warming, Laptops, material consumption, renewable energy, resource depletion, sustainable technology, technology industry, UN report

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

Adults, DepressCraft, depression, digital age, facebook, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health study, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Online platforms, research, screen time, Server, snapchat, social media, social media usage, social-networking, study, Technology, TikSnapFace, tiktok

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crops Grown:	1680
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	263
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

Asia, comparison, Cross-cultural, Differences, Diversity, eastern europe, European culture, EVRONIPPON, evropa, Exploration, Fusion, Global, International, Japan, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Modernization, polska, Server, Similarities, tradition, travel, Unique

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

acceptance, animated series, animation, Anime, AnimeNudeLover, art, body positivity, Characters, creativity, cute, Diversity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, humor, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, positive representation, romance, smp, television, wholesome nudity

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Birthing Buddies Minecraft Server

birthing, birthing partner, boundary setting, Buddies, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Generational conflict, Grief, intergenerational misunderstandings, Minecraft, mother’s death, parental cheating, parental expectations, personal boundaries, Server, sibling rivalry, stepmother issues, support during pregnancy, teenage struggles

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2010
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthing partner drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine being forced to be a birthing partner for your dad’s wife, who you can’t stand. But wait, there’s more! She’s been stepping on your toes since day one, making assumptions about your culture, swapping out your precious photos, and even inviting herself to your girl time outings without bringing any money. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, setting boundaries, and dealing with a demanding family member who just won’t take no for an answer. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you be dragged into a whirlwind of family drama?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a chance to prove that you’re not just a pawn in someone else’s game. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

InLawFreeZoneMC

AITAH, Cancel, Closure, DISRESPECTFUL, donation, family, forewarning, Guilt, home repairs, Honor, husband, in-laws, InLawFreeZoneMC, Invaded, memorial, MONEY, relationship, reschedule, step mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, Widow

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	405164	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mines Excavated:	4423	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Animals Bred:	194
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GazaBulletCraft

autopsies, Bodies, bullet wounds, Conflict, Crime Scene, current events, forensic evidence, gaza, GazaBulletCraft, gunshot wounds, hostages, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Raid, Tragedy, Trauma, Victims, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).