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DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	137
Dragon Eggs Found:	3960	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	193
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Farms Harvested:	921
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	3520
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!