eyeglasses Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GlassesOff4Craft

accessories, bedroom activities, comfort, Communication, eye health, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, GlassesOff4Craft, Intimacy, love, People with glasses, Personal preferences, physical intimacy, relationships, romance, sex, spectacles, vision, vision correction, visual impairment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!

Pixelated Punks: Short & Spiky Server

Alluring, bold, CONFIDENT, Dangerous, Daring, deadly combination, Edgy, eyeglasses, femme fatale, Huge Tits, Irresistible, Mysterious, Optional, pixelated, Provocative, Punks, seductive, Server, Sexy, short, short black hair, Spiky, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Votes:	2089
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	553

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate combination of short black hair, huge tits, and optional eyeglasses! Why is this combination so deadly, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that players who possess this deadly combination have the power to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. These chickens are not your average farm animals, oh no. They are armed to the beak with diamond swords and are ready to protect their master at all costs. So, if you want to dominate the Minecraft world with your killer style and killer chickens, join our server now!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Towns Built:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6664

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Votes:	2753
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Star Shards Collected:	77
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Buildings Constructed:	48

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Animals Bred:	139
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4199
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.