eyeglasses Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GlassesOff4Craft

accessories, bedroom activities, comfort, Communication, eye health, eyeglasses, eyewear, fashion, GlassesOff4Craft, Intimacy, love, People with glasses, Personal preferences, physical intimacy, relationships, romance, sex, spectacles, vision, vision correction, visual impairment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special glasses-wearing club for all you sexy nerds out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate the pixelated world with our trusty spectacles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground glasses-wearing society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot. Will you dare to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the lens-wearing elite?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your glasses (or take them off, we won’t judge), and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wacky antics and unexpected surprises await you in this crazy virtual world!

Pixelated Punks: Short & Spiky Server

Alluring, bold, CONFIDENT, Dangerous, Daring, deadly combination, Edgy, eyeglasses, femme fatale, Huge Tits, Irresistible, Mysterious, Optional, pixelated, Provocative, Punks, seductive, Server, Sexy, short, short black hair, Spiky, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Votes:	250
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	1867

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate combination of short black hair, huge tits, and optional eyeglasses! Why is this combination so deadly, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that players who possess this deadly combination have the power to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. These chickens are not your average farm animals, oh no. They are armed to the beak with diamond swords and are ready to protect their master at all costs. So, if you want to dominate the Minecraft world with your killer style and killer chickens, join our server now!

PartyPoPo911

above the rules, ah, blocked off, calling the police, foot surgery, Frustration, husband, Karen, Motion, Neighborhood, non-emergency police, pain meds, parents, Party, PartyPoPo911, Permit, Report, rules, street party, Target, turnaround

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Emeralds Found:	8027
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Magic Items Found:	3316	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Potions Brewed:	89

Are you tired of dealing with entitled neighbors who think they own the whole street? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can block off entire virtual streets without a permit and throw epic block parties every day!

Immerse yourself in a world where foot surgeries are a thing of the past and pain meds are just for fun. Help your virtual parents run errands and avoid pesky Karens trying to ruin your street party vibes. And if anyone dares to call the virtual cops on you, just build a fortress to protect your party kingdom!

So come on down to our server and show off your rule-breaking skills. Who needs permits when you have virtual power? Join now and let the party begin! Karen-approved, but only if you’re ready to unleash your inner party animal!

PixelPotionCraft

Charity, Community, compassion, drug addiction, Empathy, giving back, Help, homelessness, judgement, Kindness, mental health, misconceptions, Outreach, PixelPotionCraft, POVERTY, Rehabilitation, Resources, Social Issues, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Support

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	815

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a potato, or racing against creepers in a high-speed minecart chase. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But the best part? We have a secret underground society of Villagers who are actually alien spies plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be part of the wackiest and most unpredictable server out there, join us now and remember: never trust a Villager with a mustache!

BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

#authorities, Attack, Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, death toll, explosion, explosive, extremism, Fun, investigation, Nigeria, Nigerian authorities, SECURITY, suicide attacks, suicide bombers, suspects, Terrorism, terrorism in Africa, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3312

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

SunCraft HydroFarm

agricultural byproducts, alternative fuel, biofuel, biowaste, carbon neutral, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy reduction, environmental innovation., green technology, HydroFarm, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, innovative method, manure, renewable energy, researchers, Suncraft, Sunlight, sustainable fuel, University of Illinois Chicago, waste-to-energy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

Capital Realm

Best Ping, Best Staff Team, Capital Realm, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Factions, Giveaway, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Professional Setup, PvP, Semi-Pay2Win, Staff support, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

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”LameCraft Server”

boring characters, comedic duds, comedic failures, comedic flops, dull characters, humorless, humorless cast, humorless figures, humorless individuals, humorless roles, lacking humor, LameCraft, not funny, Server, unamusing, unentertaining characters, unfunny actors, unfunny characters, unfunny performances, unfunny personalities, uninspiring characters

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

LigCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Didnt, Holokeks, Justice, lig, LigCraft, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags, they, Ultimate, watch, were, why

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	126
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!

BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling disrespected, feeling excluded, feeling left out, in-laws

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magic Items Found:	5766	Alien Abductions:	4

Hey gamers!

Are you tired of being left out of family dinners and brunches in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched by your in-laws again!

Our server is so exclusive, even your wife won’t tell you about the dinner reservations. But don’t worry, you can always game in peace while your in-laws cry in the car because of how uncomfortable you made them. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get called a “talking garbage can” by your SIL!

So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the virtual world? See you there!

CraftyCreeperz

camouflaged marketing, cloaked promotion, covert advertising, CraftyCreeperz, deceptive advertising, disguised promotion, furtive advertising, guerilla marketing, hidden marketing, incognito marketing, inconspicuous promotion, marketing tactic, masked marketing, obscure marketing, sly marketing, sneaky marketing, stealth marketing, subtle marketing, undercover promotion, undisclosed promotion, unobtrusive advertising

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	195
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you the outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. They may spit at you occasionally, but they sure know how to build a mean castle.

2. We have a secret underground society of diamond-loving chickens who will trade you rare items for the most random things. Want a diamond sword in exchange for a bucket of lava? They got you covered.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up (most of the time).

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game. But be warned, they also turn your character into a carrot for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlatWorldBungeeCraft

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, bucket list, bungee jumping, bungee jumping spots, EXCITEMENT, extreme sports, flat earth, FlatWorldBungeeCraft, gravity, gravity-defying, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical world, PHYSICS., thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, thrill-seeking destinations, travel, unique experiences, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo, if u wanna experience the ultimate bungee jumping adventure, u gotta join dis server! We got so many sick cliffs and ledges for u to jump off of, it’s like a never-ending adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, rumor has it that if u jump off the highest point, u might just land in a secret treasure cave filled with diamonds and gold. But shh, don’t tell anyone I told u that. So come on, join us and let’s defy gravity together, cuz why walk when u can jump, amirite?