our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
we got nature scenes that will make you feel like you’re actually outside, running through fields of flowers and frolicking with unicorns. you’ll be so energized, you’ll never experience videoconference fatigue again!
our backgrounds are so magical, they’ll transport you to a whole new world where you can escape the monotony of everyday life. join us and say goodbye to boring video calls forever!
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas. That’s right, llamas! And if you can find them, they will grant you three wishes! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have diamond llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow block. It is said that whoever finds this block will gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with diamond llamas and rainbow blocks at your disposal? Let the madness begin!
Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?
And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!
The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.
We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.
Twitch: iTurtle23
51.222.147.236:25592
| Server Name | HearthCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Start Date | October 2018 |
| Server IP | play.hearthcraft.net |
| Website | https://www.hearthcraft.net |
| Discord | https://discord.hearthcraft.net |
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.
A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.
A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.
A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.
A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net
A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.
Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.
But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!
