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EyeRollSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	2973
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the most lit place to be right now? Like, seriously, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who grant wishes and the players are all secretly Minecraft gods in disguise.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of baby pandas sing a lullaby to you. It’s like, the most magical place on the internet, I swear.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have dance parties and eat cake made of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the secret entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creeper mafia, they’re a real hoot.

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	297	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4154
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

EyeRollCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Towns Built:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	6888

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you roll your eyes faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate eye-roller! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your eyes rolled so hard, they’ll be stuck in the back of your head forever!

GulfOfMexicoCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39

so, you know how trump wants to call it the gulf of america now? well, the mexican president ain’t havin’ it. he’s like, “nah bro, for the entire world it is still the gulf of mexico.” and then he goes and joins this epic minecraft server to show his support for mexico and all things mexican. join us and build a giant taco statue to show your love for mexico too! vamos amigos! 🇲🇽🌮

Prehab Craft: Exercise & Diet

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Votes:	9501	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where exercising and eating right before surgery will somehow make you a better player! we promise that if you prehabilitate before logging in, you will have fewer creeper explosions, less time spent respawning, and improved loot recovery! our study shows that players who prep for surgery in real life also perform better in the game! so grab your diamond sword and kale smoothie, and get ready for the ultimate prehabilitation experience on our server!

Geyser – Macaroni Land

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1882
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchic Modded
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Mods	Incendium, Terralith
Community	Thriving Discord Community
Spawn	Delightfully Decorated

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Macaroni Land server, please join our Discord server and familiarize yourself with the roles. Make friends and enjoy the community atmosphere! Join using the vanity link “macaroni” or by clicking here.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features mods such as Incendium and Terralith, adding a unique flair to the gameplay experience.

Is the server regulated by a moderation team?

Yes, we have a diligent moderation team that is active around the clock to ensure a well-regulated server environment and minimize disruptions.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock platforms?

Yes, the Macaroni Land server supports both Java and Bedrock platforms for your convenience.

Rainbow Sky Realms 1.21.3

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, because NijiEN has stopped losing subs, like what even is reality anymore? It’s a total mind-blowing experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a community that defies all logic and reason? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, dude!

FirstGameMC SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	941367
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with Endermen and have llama races through the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxe jousting tournaments we have every Friday night.

Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into cake with just a flick of his wand. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world that will give you infinite health and make you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s gooooooo!

MinecraftMysteryQuest

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the real world searching for answers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your mystery-solving dreams! Join us and uncover the secrets of the elusive pink sheep that only come out at midnight to dance the Macarena. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a lifetime supply of dirt blocks). So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Creeper Ward Adventures

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real life drama, yo! We got unicorns flying around, rainbow explosions, and a secret portal to a land of endless pizza!

Our server is so lit that it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress levels by 69% and increase happiness by 420%! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with llamas and pigs all night long!

Forget about those boring medical wards, come chill with us and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Revolution

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Craft Revolution Server Overview

IP	Craftyrevolution.net
Discord	Join the Revolution!

Craft Revolution is a medieval-inspired RPG server built with passion, creativity, and a host of custom features to give you an unforgettable gaming experience.

What we offer:

Races & Classes: Choose from a variety of unique options!
Face off against tough bosses and unique mobs.
Non-P2W Crates: Unlock items without paying to win!
Trinkets: Discover powerful trinkets with various effects.
Custom Enchants: Explore a diverse set of enchants.
Legendary Weapons: Arm yourself with epic gear!

This server has been a labor of love for over two years, and now it’s polished and ready for you to join the adventure. The revolution awaits—are you ready to take part?

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “Craftyrevolution.net” in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Craft Revolution and embark on adventures together!
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host events and competitions to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord announcements for updates.

Return to Monke Craft 1.20.6

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!

GFsParentsMadMC

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1330
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!

Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?