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  • EyeRollSMP – Minecraft SMP

    EyeRollSMP – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 6069
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Ores Mined: 2824
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the most lit place to be right now? Like, seriously, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who grant wishes and the players are all secretly Minecraft gods in disguise.

    I heard that if you join this server, you automatically get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of baby pandas sing a lullaby to you. It’s like, the most magical place on the internet, I swear.

    Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have dance parties and eat cake made of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the secret entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creeper mafia, they’re a real hoot.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

    EyeRoller Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4338
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1192
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

    And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

    So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1467
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ores Mined: 4145
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

    Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

    But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

    So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft: Cringe Edition

    DadCraft: Cringe Edition
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 6690
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 671 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

    Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

    So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EyeRollCraft

    EyeRollCraft
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 9451
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Towns Built: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 694535
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you roll your eyes faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate eye-roller! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your eyes rolled so hard, they’ll be stuck in the back of your head forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPutinTalksAllowed

    NoPutinTalksAllowed
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 3510
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 399
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join, bro. first of all, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, u won’t find that shiz anywhere else, i swear.

    also, we got this epic pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show them who’s boss. trust me, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’ll wreck u in a heartbeat.

    oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with all kinds of crazy animals? like, we got creepers, zombies, and even a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

    so come join our server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. plus, u get to hang out with me, the coolest player around. ain’t no one messin’ with us, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cancer Cure Server

    Crafty Cancer Cure Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 717
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 141 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have new dyes that will make your skin glow like a disco ball! we have researchers who have developed a method called N-confusion chemistry to modify the ring structure of bilatriene so you can accept the binding of metal ions like rhodium and indium. imagine battling mobs with your shiny, cancer-fighting skin! come join us for a wild ride of crazy adventures and sparkly battles!

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  • Marthia Nations

    Marthia Nations
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6179
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Marthia Nations Minecraft Server

    Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

    Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

    Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has Marthia Nations been around? Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
    What plugins are available on the server? Plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more are available.
    Is there a Discord server for Marthia Nations? Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

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  • Shiori Chronicles 1.20.1

    Shiori Chronicles 1.20.1
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2234
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 3473
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to have your mind blown on this Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself!

    Join us if you wanna experience a whole new level of craziness and shenanigans that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

    We’ve got insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are as nutty as a fruitcake.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! But be warned, once you step foot in this server, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCrafter’sEscape

    CreeperCrafter’sEscape
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 512
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Looking for a server with a backstory crazier than a villager trading emeralds for dirt blocks? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us and experience the thrill of living with a roommate who can’t seem to get their act together. From mental health issues to substance problems, our server is a rollercoaster of emotions.

    But wait, there’s more! Participate in our Game Off challenges, where you can do impressions of your fellow players. Just make sure your impression doesn’t hit too close to home, or you might find yourself walking out in embarrassment.

    Feeling like a drama queen? Our server is the perfect place for you to shine! Kick out your roommate for mocking your mental health, and watch the chaos unfold as they beg for another chance.

    So, are you ready to join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen? Don’t miss out on the drama, join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbsurdlyAccepted – Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdlyAccepted – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5470
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually a group of alien llamas trying to take over the world? Yeah, that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, they give out free diamond armor to new players as a peace offering.

    And get this, the main currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually chicken nuggets. Yeah, you heard me right. You can trade chicken nuggets for rare items, build houses out of chicken nuggets, and even ride a chicken nugget-powered roller coaster. It’s wild, man.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers and creepers busting out their best moves? It’s a sight to see, let me tell you.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world (literally), then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra chicken nuggets with you. You never know when you might need them.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HotelHavocCraft

    HotelHavocCraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1910
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 196 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. These llamas are fierce warriors with a secret love for disco music.

    2. We have a secret underground treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, the room is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can tell the best jokes. Impress the dragon with your comedic skills and you may just earn yourself a ride on its back.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • The Studio

    The Studio
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 2530
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 278 Farms Harvested: 344
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

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    About The Studio Minecraft Server

    Platform Bedrock Edition
    Difficulty Hard Mode
    Age Requirement 16+
    Allowlisted To ensure a safe, friendly, and troll-free environment.
    Optimized We’re serious about minimizing lag and have rules in place to keep gameplay smooth for everyone.

    We’re more than just a server – we’re building a community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. The Studio is still in its early days, so this is the perfect time to jump in and help shape the future of our world.

    Join Us: Head over to our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ

    We can’t wait to grow and create with you!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Bedrock Edition.
    Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, the age requirement is 16+.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server for more information and to get started: https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ
    Are there rules in place to maintain a friendly environment? Yes, the server is allowlisted to ensure a safe, friendly, and troll-free environment.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Enchanted Love Quest 1.21.2

    Enchanted Love Quest 1.21.2
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 9065
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Potions Brewed: 67
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, on this server, you can date a girl in-game! And get this, it actually ends! Mind-blowing, right? So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate virtual dating rollercoaster! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

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  • BrownieCraft Minecraft Server

    BrownieCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7382
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Animals Bred: 51
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and witness the epic tale of Aiden, Abby, Jane, Rose, and Dan as they navigate the treacherous waters of brownie baking etiquette.

    Experience the thrill of sarcastic banter, passive-aggressive messages, and friends talking behind each other’s backs in our virtual world. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic group chat, or will you stir the pot even more?

    Join now and show off your baking skills, because on this server, brownies are serious business. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the Brownie King or Queen and rule over the land with a spatula of justice.

    So come on, don’t be a brownie-hoarder like Aiden. Join our server and let the drama unfold in the most delicious way possible.

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