Eye Irritation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP

inner peace, moving on, eye irritation, moving past grief, personal growth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.

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SilverWolfCraft

silver nitrate formula, safety precautions, chemical burns, skin irritant, photography

come join our epic minecraft server where silver nitrate is the ultimate weapon against werewolves and pesky players alike! watch as they sizzle and burn under the power of this caustic substance! but be careful, it’s also caustic to humans so watch out for accidental splashes! join now for a chance to be the ultimate werewolf hunter and wreak havoc on the server with this insane power! who needs diamonds when you have silver nitrate?! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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EyeCraft: TRPV1 Trouble

treatment options, tear film stability, Dry Eye Disease, nerve fibers, burning sensation

hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!

we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.

oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.

also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.

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MommaMIA_BlockParty

family dynamics, personal growth, forgiveness, toxic relationships, healing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

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PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

SAUSAGE, anchovies, Cheese, jalapenos, pizza

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

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BlockyBodyLove

body positivity, self love, SELF AWARENESS, self-forgiveness, Confidence

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

seattle, CHUBBY, bbw, Washington state, 1.20.3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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MomDadMinecraftServer

financial struggles, misunderstandings, postpartum stress, social media etiquette, generational differences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

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SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

conjuring, witchcraft, FANTASY, Bewitchment, incantation

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

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PetPalsCraft

pet psychology, pet owners, pet love, Connection, pet behavior

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

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