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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5768 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 152 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2709 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.
