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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1263 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?