join this cray cray minecraft server, where we got young nearsighted kids wearing bifocal contact lenses running around like headless chickens! but don’t worry, once they take off those funky lenses, they still keep the benefits! it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. come join the fun and watch myopia progress at an age-expected rate, whatever that means! just don’t forget to bring your own bifocal contact lenses, cuz we don’t provide those here. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get blocky!
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Myopia Masters: Bifocal Kids
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FloatyVisionCraft
so, like, imagine if you could see inside your body, like, without even needing a doctor or whatever. that’s, like, the vibe of this minecraft server, bro. we got all these crazy eye floaters that let you, like, explore your insides and stuff. it’s, like, a whole new level of self-discovery, man.join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.