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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4354 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.