Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your minecart.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?
So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!
Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!
join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
imagine the drama of a cat with mascara running from a rainstorm! the gossip among the villagers would be purrfectly juicy.
come join us for a purr-fectly fabulous time on our server where the cats are fierce, the eyelashes are fabulous, and the adventures are endless. meow!
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| Hello and Welcome, Are you tired of playing Minecraft for only a week or two with your friend group and then your world is left in the dust, well fear no more, A friend and I who love to build are tired of the same thing happening to our world. We love to build and we have so many projects planned and want to keep building endless things, but we also want to build a community that shares the same love for building. If you are just looking for a normal SMP that where all you need to do is build then come here. We have endless projects planned. The server is only one week old and has just been played on by me and a few other people. We need more people to help us finish our projects/farms/exc. |
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A: You can join the server using the IP address provided – 38.133.154.23:25572.
A: No, joining the Discord server is not mandatory, but it is recommended for better communication with other players.
A: While there are some planned projects like medieval town, ancient egypt, and more, players are also welcome to work on their own projects.
A: Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Players must respect each other’s builds and items.
A: PVP without consent is not allowed on the server. Players must agree to engage in PVP before doing so.
A: All ages are allowed on the server, but players must follow the rules and maintain appropriate behavior.
A: To apply for the whitelist, please contact the server administrators or join the Discord server for more information.
A: No, the use of hacks or exploits is strictly prohibited on the server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to private VODs of Mio’s most chaotic moments, guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. And if that’s not enough, we have group songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat while you mine for diamonds.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the most insane Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have Mio’s Nanoblock collection to admire? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
Experience the thrill of evading angry parents who threaten to call the cops and sue you for being a good Samaritan. Who needs boring old rules when you can live on the edge and host runaway teens in need of a safe haven?
So come on over and join us on this chaotic journey filled with drama, love, and unexpected houseguests. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll find yourself in next!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a wild party in the mines and bust a move like never before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but beware of the giant squids throwing underwater dance parties.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a hidden treasure guarded by a loquacious llama. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
