Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your minecart.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?
So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!
Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!
join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
imagine the drama of a cat with mascara running from a rainstorm! the gossip among the villagers would be purrfectly juicy.
come join us for a purr-fectly fabulous time on our server where the cats are fierce, the eyelashes are fabulous, and the adventures are endless. meow!
imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!
join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)
IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!
2m.vanilla-box.ru
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tping, claims, or economy plugins |
| Community | Encouraged to build relatively nearby |
| Goal | Build an active community of long-term players |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join the discord and get whitelisted here |
| Are there any non-vanilla plugins? | No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience |
| Can I teleport to other players? | No, tping is disabled on the server |
| Is there an economy system? | No, there are no economy plugins on the server |
Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!
We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!
Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.
On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).
So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.
So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
