Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your minecart.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?
So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!
Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!
join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
imagine the drama of a cat with mascara running from a rainstorm! the gossip among the villagers would be purrfectly juicy.
come join us for a purr-fectly fabulous time on our server where the cats are fierce, the eyelashes are fabulous, and the adventures are endless. meow!
Custom Survival Server without losing the essence of Vanilla exploration!!, own economy, casino, maps for PvP, Raffles and VIP rank events, daily missions and many other things!!
188.40.251.43
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Main Guideline | To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible for a public server |
| Plugins | GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops for trading |
| Ranks | New and Player, no benefits |
| Rules | Be reasonable and don’t be a dick |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server for players 18 and older? | Yes, this server is for players 18 and older. Please be 18 or older. |
| Is there a world reset? | No, the world will never reset. |
| Are there warps or TPA commands? | No, there are no warps, TPA, or sethome commands. |
| Can players trade items? | Yes, players can trade via signs, but there are no adminshops. |
| Are there any donation perks? | No, there are no donation perks or advantages for real money. |
Join our server and experience the thrill of never-ending adventures and quests that will keep you coming back for more. From battling evil mobs to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?
So why settle for reruns when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness? Don’t be a one and done player, join us and be part of the ultimate gaming experience!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in sexy kemonomimi skins appear out of nowhere and challenge you to an erotic roleplay battle. Will you accept the challenge and show off your unique kemonomimi sexual attribute? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server features a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community pastebin for all the juicy gossip and drama. And don’t forget about our live status tracker, because you never know when a spontaneous roleplay session might break out.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let your inner freak flag fly high. Who knows, you might just find your perfect roleplay partner with similar interests and fetishes. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your inhibitions at the door. See you in the world of blocky debauchery!
Forget about sharing your gift ideas with a narcissistic mom who just wants to save time and money – on our server, your gifts will always be appreciated and cherished. No more worrying about someone else piggybacking off your thoughtful gestures!
Join us now and experience the joy of giving gifts without any unwanted interference. Who knew that Minecraft could teach you so much about the art of gift giving? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to show your loved ones how much you care, one block at a time.
Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama hidden deep within our virtual world?
But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to ride a flying pig while wearing a suit made entirely of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast! So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare pair of diamond armor).
join our server for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans u will ever experience in ur blocky life. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than steve himself.
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. not only that, but u will also have the chance to battle the legendary ender dragon while riding a rainbow-colored llama.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic minecraft community in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask our resident parrot, he can’t stop squawking about how awesome it is.
see u in the game, fellow blockheads!
imagine, like, rolling a dice to, like, plant trees and, like, reduce carbon emissions. it’s, like, so cray-cray but also, like, super important.
join our server and, like, be a climate hero while, like, playing Minecraft. it’s, like, the best of both worlds, dude.
so, like, come on and, like, save the planet with us. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.
Join NopeCraft and embark on a new survival adventure
Server IP : Play.NopeCraft.Com Bedrock IP: Play.NopeCraft.Com Port 19132
Play.NopeCraft.Com
Hi, we are a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 with minimal plugins and a focus on playing together as a chill community. We launched about 4 months ago, and right now we’re looking for new members!
Featuring:
| NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. |
| Events: we love doing events and minigames every month or so! |
| Longevity: we plan on keeping this one world for as long as possible |
| Custom World Generation: we use TerraformGenerator, this is the only major non-vanilla plugin used. |
Our philosophy is simple: keep the experience vanilla, and keep the server centered around the community.
We try to be straightforward, cut down on the BS – our rules list is very brief, since we operate on a trust system. Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; several of us have settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. But there’s no rules on this sort of thing, and we hope to be as inclusive as we can be in growing this community 🙂
Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here! We welcome players from all origins, currently have folks from the EU, NA, SEA; but please note that the server’s events will revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).
Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Read more: https://meliosmp.com
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can apply through our Discord server using the link provided above. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We operate on a trust system with minimal rules, centered around playing together as a community. |
| What time do server events usually happen? | Server events typically revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons). |