Eye Candy Minecraft Servers

Eye Candy

  • HotPixelHunks

    HotPixelHunks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget about real-life men, come join our Minecraft server and meet Steve, the most attractive blocky guy in the world! With his square jawline and pixelated abs, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with just a wink 😉 Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky player to steal his heart (and his loot)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MisogynyCraft Server

    MisogynyCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of nicknames and questionable origins! Join us and become part of our wacky community where everyone has a story behind their name.

    Are you ready to meet “the hobo” who once lived with us after losing his job, or “calculator” who got a perfect score on a math test at age 11? And of course, don’t forget about “pretty boy” who earned his nickname by wearing a wig for a hairdressing lesson with his girlfriend.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the outrageous tales behind each nickname, from mildly offensive to downright hilarious. Who knew a simple nickname could lead to such wild adventures?

    Join our server now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even earn a nickname of your own with a story that will leave everyone laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boomer Adventures

    Blocky Boomer Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

    Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

    VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

    our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

    come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

    AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

    New Minecraft Servers

    AethreSMP Minecraft Server

    Website Visit website
    World Map View world map
    Discord Join Discord server
    Gallery View gallery

    Overview:

    AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

    Features:

      • No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
      • Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
      • Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
      • Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
      • Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
      • Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

    Community:

    At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

    Rules:

    Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

    Apply on Discord!

    FAQs:

    1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

    2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

    You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

    3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

    While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

    4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

    No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

    5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

    Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

    Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

    So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AlreadyCrafted Minecraft Server

    AlreadyCrafted Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly searching for that perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it’s right in front of you the whole time? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll always be exactly where you want to be – because you’re already there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. Explore our vast world where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on our legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Because remember, you’re already there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ClingyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClingyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like family? Join our server where we treat you like one of our own… well, maybe not like this story where a family member was thrown under the bus! But hey, drama makes life interesting, right?

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama without actually having to deal with it in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cousin who looks at you like they’ve seen a ghost! So come on down and join our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, no throwing anyone under the bus – unless it’s in-game, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OpinionCraft: AITA?

    OpinionCraft: AITA?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize player comfort above all else! Unlike some boyfriends out there, we won’t pressure you into taking any pills just for their pleasure. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life relationship drama at the door. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas – what more could you ask for? So come on in and escape the craziness of the real world with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, fear not my friend, for I have found the ultimate reason to continue living – our insane Minecraft server!

    Join us on a journey through the craziest and most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a giant toilet castle just because you can? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay explosive eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who needs a reason to continue living when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP