HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN’ ON LAME MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OURS ‘CAUSE WE GOT BLINKER FLUID THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AS EYE DROPS! IMAGINE HAVIN’ MOIST EYES WHILE BUILDIN’ UR DREAM HOUSE! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE PIGS RULE AND COWS DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHIN’! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YEEHAW!
Blinker Fluid Eye Drops Server
Gene Therapy Kids Eye Cure
yo, u gotta join this sick minecraft server cuz we got doctors in london curing blindness in kids with gene therapy! they injectin healthy genes into kids’ eyes with keyhole surgery and now these kids can see shapes, recognise their parents’ faces, and some of them can even read and write! like, how crazy is that?! imagine if we had that kinda technology in minecraft, we could see through walls and read all the secret messages in the game! join now and be part of this epic journey to cure blindness in minecraft!Mind’s Eye Malfunction
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got people with aphantasia tryna conjure images in their mind’s eye but it’s all weak and distorted, like a messed up Picasso painting! It’s like a trippy acid trip without the acid, man! Come join the fun and see what kind of messed up creations these peeps come up with! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, yo! Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server like no other!CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!
But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!
So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
Eye SMP
Minecraft Realm Overview
Platform Cross Platform Age Requirement 16+ Features SMP Type Realm with Elemental Bending Factions, Storyline, Money Add-on, Forest Craft Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Element Bending Add-on, Backpacks Add-on, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on Owner’s Role Responsible for building lore and ensuring rules are followed, cannot give items or creative mode End Portals Disabled to slow game progression and tied to realm lore FAQ
Q: How do I join the Minecraft realm?
A: The realm will be open in the next 1-3 days. Please join the discord chat for updates on joining.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow in the realm?
A: Rules will be constantly updated within the realm to ensure a positive gameplay experience. Examples include no extremely overpowered items that ruin the experience.
Q: Can the Owner give players items or creative mode?
A: The Owner cannot give anyone anything or give creative mode to maintain fairness in the realm.
Q: What add-ons are included in the realm?
A: Money Add-on, Forest Craft Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Element Bending Add-on, Backpacks Add-on, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on.
Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.
Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?
Robots Eye Contact Fun
so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.Eye Movement Brain Games
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where ur brain will be like a super colliculus on steroids! Our server will make u think so hard ur eyes will pop out like a cartoon character! We got so many crazy challenges and puzzles that will make ur brain explode with excitement! It’s like ur playing Minecraft on a whole new level, like ur a genius or something! So come join now and test ur brain power, if u dare!PixelPeeper’s Eye Spa
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like whole eye and face transplants in the game! Imagine having a whole new eye in Minecraft, even if you can’t see through it, at least its pressure is normal and blood flow is good, right? This is like the first successful whole eye transplant without rejection in the Minecraft world, a total game-changer! So come on and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get a new eye in the process, who knows what could happen on our server!