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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8259 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 214900 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 81 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 9048 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 9688 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!