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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4297 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
CouRage Gaming, founded by Jack “CouRage”