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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 49 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
