LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!
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ExtremeCraftersUnited
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!
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JubbalandJokers Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we slay dragons and build castles like bosses. we got more action than a somali government raid on al-shabab militants, foiling their terror attack like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a hero in the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies like a true warrior. plus, we have the best loot and the dankest memes around. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!
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RaidersOfCaboDelgado
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes
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CryptoCraft: Conspiracy Extremists & Dark Personalities
So, like, if ya wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta be into cryptocurrency, ya know? Cuz apparently, peeps who invest in that stuff are all about conspiracy theories and being super extreme with their politics. Like, they’re all about that dark side, with narcissism and psychopathy and all that jazz.So, if you’re a total conspiracy nut who loves a good political debate and has a touch of the ol’ sadism, then this server is totally for you! Join now and let your dark side shine in the world of blocks and creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret government plot hidden in the pixels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out!
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MbappéCraft: Vote Against Extremists!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have mbappé as our spokesperson urging all the youth to vote against the ‘extremists’ aka creepers and zombies! we have a campaign kicking off to save our blocky world from destruction! build, mine, and vote for a better minecraft future with us! plus, mbappé might even teach you some sick soccer moves in-game! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!