IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
Join us for epic battles against creepers who have been brainwashed by the Illuminati, or team up with your fellow players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been spreading fake news throughout the land.
But beware, for there are rumors of a secret underground base where the legendary Herobrine resides, plotting to turn all of Minecraft into a giant meme. Will you be brave enough to face him and save the world from his trolling ways?
So come on, grab your diamond sword and your enchanted armor, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many memes).
Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!
also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!
SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Age | 1.5+ years old world |
| Events | Regular events and polls |
| Whitelist | Whitelist + Application |
| Community | Active community and staff |
| Mods | In game voice chat, art and music maker mods |
| Lore | Lore |
| Version | Java v1.19.3 |
| Origins | Custom origins and beliefs |
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To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.
Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.
We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.
We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.
We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.
Picture this: instead of building houses and farming crops, you’ll be using your detective skills to track down your fellow players and uncover their secret roles. Will you be the cunning Light, manipulating others to achieve your goals? Or will you be the enigmatic L, using your intellect to outsmart your opponents?
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals are around every corner, and the fate of the server lies in your hands. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your detective skills in a way you’ve never experienced before!
Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.
So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!
Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.
Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?
Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like how OP stumbled upon shocking texts revealing a scandalous affair. Who knows what scandalous secrets you might uncover while mining for diamonds?
Take part in wedding preparations and unravel the truth behind your friends’ relationships. Will you choose to support the bride-to-be or expose the truth and risk being accused of betrayal?
Join us for a wedding like no other, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you attend the wedding and support your friend, or will you take a stand against deceit and choose to skip the ceremony?
Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you navigate through friendships, love triangles, and unexpected revelations. Join now and be a part of the chaos!
Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some epic adventures.
So why wait? Join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, because let’s face it, adulthood is overrated.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!
