yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we take hating seriously, like Australia serious! if you do a nazi salute in our server, you gonna get locked up in minecraft jail for LIFE! we don’t mess around with dat hate stuff, we all about spreading love and blocks and creepers and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most law-abiding minecraft community out there, or else you gonna end up like those nazis in Australia, locked up and throw away the key! #blocklove #minecraftjustice #nazisarenotwelcome
AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!
FascismFreakout Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.Join our server if you want to fight off evil fascist mobs trying to take over our pixelated world. We’re on a mission to spread love, peace, and TNT explosions everywhere. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow things up for fun. And our resident villager, Bob, is a master at trading and will give you the best deals in exchange for your soul… I mean emeralds.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Who needs fascism when you can have fun with a bunch of derpy Minecraft players? Let’s goooooo!
NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.CraftyCraftJailTime
join this epic minecraft server where nazi salutes are BANNED and will get u thrown in virtual jail! we dont mess around with hate-crimes here, only fun and games and building cool stuff. come join us and build a virtual world where everyone is welcome and nazi salutes are a big no-no. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting!KraftyKanzlerCraft
lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!BoomCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!
DownUnderCraft
so like, u know how australia is all like “nope, not gonna deal with ur shenanigans, Terrorgram”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we embrace the chaos, the craziness, the pure insanity of it all! join us if u wanna be a rebel, a rule-breaker, a true minecraft maverick!we got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where u can blow up anything u want (except spawn, of course, we’re not monsters)! and don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse” weekends where the whole server turns into a battle royale against the undead! it’s like the hunger games, but with more brains (literally)!
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and conquer the minecraft world! so if u wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick, then this is the place for u! come on in, mate, the madness is waiting for u!
AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!
so, like, u know how german parliament is all serious and stuff, right? well, on this minecraft server, we got a bunch of far-right AfD’s causing chaos and winning asylum votes left and right! it’s like a political drama but with creepers and zombies instead of boring politicians. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness of our german parliament-themed server! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!QuranBurnerCraft
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds, like, ever.one time, this player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, bro. and another time, we all went on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe that could mine bedrock. it was, like, so intense, dude.
plus, we have, like, the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, secret dungeons filled with treasure and, like, evil mobs to fight? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
QuranBurnerGamer420
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.
COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.