so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the german cabinet is all about deporting players who praise terrorism. like, what even is that? but hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky gameplay, then this server is for you! join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the deportation madness. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server with your anti-terrorism skills! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the deportation fun begin!
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TerrorCraft: Deport & Destroy
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CakeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.
come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.
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BlockyBorderPatrol
so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Brazil deporting a Palestinian dude and his Malaysian fam over some crazy link to Hamas. like, what even is that? but on this server, we don’t deport anyone unless they’re griefing or something. come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret links to crazy organizations (jk, we’re just here to build and have fun). so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!
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CraftySemiteHaterzLOL
so, u kno wat u shud do? join dis epic minecraft server! it’s so lit, it’s like ur playin in a world made of cheeseburgers and unicorns!u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. he flew around the server, spreading joy and bacon wherever he went. but den, a group of evil chickens tried to take over the server. but don’t worry, cuz u can help defeat them and save the day!
also, did u kno dat on dis server, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? it’s true! and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie who will follow u around and do ur bidding.
so come on, what r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and let the craziness begin!
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DagestanCraft: Suspicion Edition
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in a tornado!Picture this: you spawn in Russia, but not just any Russia, we’re talking Dagestan, baby! The land is mourning and suspicions are mounting after deadly attacks…but don’t worry, that just adds to the thrill of the game!
Join our server and you’ll be dodging creepers and griefers like a pro, all while trying to uncover the mystery behind the attacks. Will you be the hero that saves the day, or will you end up as just another block in the rubble?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a secret conspiracy involving diamond-stealing zombies and evil villagers plotting world domination. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server!
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MacronCraft: No Civil Wars!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a civil war like Emmanuel Macron is talking about! but don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against far-right or far-left players, everyone is welcome to join the madness.our server is like a battleground where you can fight for your beliefs and conquer territories like a true warrior. build your own army and show everyone who’s boss by dominating the competition.
we have insane events like giant chicken races and exploding sheep battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraft!
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PutinCraft: Synagogue Slaughter Kids
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, Putin’s ally’s kids be playin’ on here and dey be doin’ some crazy stuff, like buildin’ giant synagogues and then shootin’ ’em down wit’ TNT! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, fam. Plus, dey got like, secret underground bases filled wit’ treasure and mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants. So come join da madness, cuz dis server be poppin’ off like fireworks on da 4th of July!
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CraftyElite Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!
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CraftyConflictMC
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more explosions than a war zone in germany after israel and hamas started throwin’ hands. we got more action than a fight between jews and muslims in germany, and that’s sayin’ somethin’!come build your own fortress and defend it from crazy creepers and zombies that be comin’ at ya like they on a mission. we got more drama than a soap opera, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness.
our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come make some new friends and enemies as you battle it out for survival. join now and see if you got what it takes to be the king of the server!
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HamasKidnapCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hamas terrorists can’t resist kidnapping players from it? Well, look no further because our server is so fire that even Hersh Goldberg-Polin, Or Levy, and Eliya Cohen got snatched up by those baddies on Oct 7! Join now for the chance to be abducted by international terrorists while building your dream blocky world. It’s a once in a lifetime experience, trust us! Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join today!