lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!
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TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!
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HostageCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than Hamas! yahya sinwar is using them as shields but we use them as players in our crazy games! only 20 hostages left alive but they’re having the time of their lives in our virtual world! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!
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QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe
so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife
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CraftyJihad: Europe in Pixels
come join our minecraft server where we are like the islamic state but for gamers! we are taking over germany and europe one block at a time! join us and be part of the chaos as we build our empire in the virtual world! we have crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next attack on the virtual world! join us now before it’s too late and help us conquer all of minecraft!
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CreeperHideout: 90% of Rockets
so dis minecraft server is like da wild wild west but wit blocks. u wanna join cuz we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowin u up. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can ride on pigs and shoot arrows at zombie villagers. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!
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CraftyRightRioters
so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got two dudes who got jailed for stirring up some far-right violence on social media, like, how crazy is that? but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ Minecraft fun. join us and be part of the madness, but in a totally chill way, ya know? come build some epic structures, make some new friends, and maybe even start a revolution (jk, no revolutions here, just good vibes). so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together, before we get jailed for being too awesome.
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BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre
Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.
Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?
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JewCraft2021
LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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Crafty Creeperz Minecraft Server
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that is LIT AF, then u gotta come to our server, cuz like, we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles u will ever see in ur life. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes and it was like, WHOA. and then another time, we had a whole village of villagers who started a rebellion against the players and it was like, WOAH.but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret underground base that is guarded by a dragon and if u can defeat it, u get a lifetime supply of diamonds. like, how insane is that?! plus, we have the most epic parties every weekend where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft characters and dance the night away.
so, if u wanna have the time of ur life and make memories that will last forever, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on over and join the fun!
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SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone
lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty