Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where we got Indonesia arresting terrorist suspects who were planning to attack Pope Francis. Like, what even is that?! Join our server for the most insane adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some secret plots while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!
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PopeCraft Minecraft Server
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TerrorCraft: NY Attack Plot – Oct 7 Hamas Anniv.
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz, like, we got a pakistani man who was arrested in canada for, get this, plotting a terror attack in new york on october 7, which is, like, the same day as the hamas strike anniversary. but, like, don’t worry, he’s not gonna be on the server, he’s too busy with his evil plans. so, like, come join us and escape from all the craziness of the real world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all that good stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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CraftyCreeperJewYorkAttack
join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world of blocky fun! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy!rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, there are also creepy creatures lurking in the shadows, like zombie llamas and skeleton cows.
our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves and have epic battles with giant mutant squids. we even have our own currency called “minecraft moolah” that you can use to buy rare items and power-ups.
so come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy involving evil villagers and a plot to take over the minecraft universe. it’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some blocky adventures!
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CraftyJewPlot2021
Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz we got crazier plots than a Pakistani citizen in Canada! We got so many surprises, you’ll be like “whaaat?!” when you see what we got in store for you. Plus, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you won’t know what hit you! So come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!
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MapleCraft KremlinCollab
come join our epic minecraft server where we have right-wing canadian influencers building the craziest structures accused of collaborating with an alleged russian propaganda scheme! watch out for putin creepin in the shadows while you mine for diamonds and battle it out with your fellow gamers! who knows what kind of political drama will unfold as you explore this wild server! join now for a chance to be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there!
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Eden’s Hunger Games Server
so, liek, u know how u get bored of ur usual minecraft server and u just want sumthin new and exciting? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af. like, one time, there was dis dude named Eden Yerushalmi who got kidnapped by hamas and they starved him until he was only 79 pounds. crazy, right? but don’t worry, dat won’t happen on dis server. we got all da fun and none of da drama. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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EUparliamentSUSPENDSantisemiticFUNDS
lol imagine if the european parliament was a minecraft server lol they would totally suspend funding for anyone with antisemitic textbooks lmao like bro you can’t be spreading hate in the virtual world man that’s not cool 😂 join this server and you won’t find any antisemitic textbooks here, just a bunch of cool peeps building epic stuff and having a blast 🤪 plus, you might even run into a secret underground society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army 🦙🤯 join now before it’s too late and witness the chaos unfold in this wild and wacky minecraft world! 😜🎮
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GazaCraft: No Deals, Just Blocks
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build the white house but with a twist – it’s run by hamas and they keep taking hostages! will they ever make a deal with israel or will it just be chaos and drama all the time? find out by joining our server and witnessing the madness firsthand! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the drama and build your own secret base. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!
OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE SWISS GOVERNMENT BANNING HAMAS FROM SWITZERLAND FOR FIVE YEARS! IT’S SO CRAZY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS TAKING NOTICE! WE HAVE EPIC MINI-GAMES, INSANE BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT IS WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!
SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE NEXT BLOCK-BUILDING LEGEND THAT EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT CAN’T IGNORE!
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HamasCraft: No Swiss Approval
so, like, this server is totally bananas, just like the swiss government banning hamas, amirite? but don’t worry, we ain’t banning anything here except for boring gameplay! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only law is to have fun! we’ve got crazy minigames, epic builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll make even herobrine jealous!