Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!
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Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server
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CraftyIslamCritiqueEBusk
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant mosques and have epic battles with creepers dressed as imams! the swedish deputy prime minister ebba busch loves our server because she thinks it’s the perfect place to show off her sick building skills and fight against cowardice in the world of minecraft! join us and be a part of the most epic islamic minecraft community ever! let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
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OccupationBanished Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil occupation of boring servers! sinwar is here to thank hezbollah’s nasrallah for his support in our quest to banish the occupation of lame gameplay. join us as we battle through epic quests, build insane structures, and conquer the minecraft world together! together, we will show those boring servers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some pixel butt!
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Mussolini’s Granddaughter’s Lefty Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the granddaughter of Mussolini left because it was “too rightwing”! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy even fascist descendants can’t handle us!Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, where we ride into battle on giant chickens wielding diamond swords! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a horde of evil llamas!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane, we have a secret underground disco party where even creepers are invited to bust a move! And don’t forget about our annual hot dog eating contest with Endermen – who will win this year?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
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NavalnyCraft: Extremist Lawyers on Trial
yo, so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where three Navalny lawyers are on trial in Russia for ‘extremism’ but instead of that, you can join our server and build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. like, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama, amirite? join now and be a part of the most lit minecraft server ever, where the only extremism you’ll find is extreme fun!
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BlockyThreatsMC
Are you tired of dealing with toxic players who resort to death threats at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee a death threat-free environment where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without fear of someone threatening to delete your virtual existence. Join us for a server where the only thing getting deleted is creepers, not your sanity.
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FinnishBorderPatrolCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: Neo-Nazi mercenaries teaming up with the FSB to guard the border with Finland. That’s right, we’ve got some serious protection on this server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of Nazis and Russian spies working together in Minecraft? It’s like a crazy action movie, but in block form. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on border security along the way. Join now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience!
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JewelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw croissants at each other! we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with dancing baguettes and flying berets. watch out for the evil french mime boss who tries to steal all our cheese! join now and help us defeat him with the power of friendship and baguette swords! oh la la, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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BlockyBorderBrawl
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got pigs flying around with diamond armor, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out and challenges players to dance-offs for rare loot. And don’t even get me started on the ender dragon, that dude throws the wildest parties in the End dimension!
So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get killed by a dancing creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
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CraftyJewYorkMassacre Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Pakistani man in Canada trying to plan a mass shooting of Jewish New Yorkers IN GAME! jk jk, we don’t condone violence, just epic gaming moments.Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of potatoes. Our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.
Plus, we have the rarest items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor that makes you fly like a chicken. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!