if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual jungle that’s on fire, then this is the place for you. build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky wildfires that will keep you on your toes.
so come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the hottest season of all time. but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
why join? well, imagine the chaos of a windstorm trying to knock down our skyscrapers but failing miserably! it’s like watching a creeper try to explode but just fizzling out instead.
we are the ultimate test of resilience in the face of the climate crisis, so come build with us and show mother nature who’s boss! plus, we have cake. lots and lots of cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s defy gravity together!
In this server, you can witness the epic battle of the shrinking glaciers firsthand. Will you be able to build a snowman before it all melts away? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without falling into a crevasse? The stakes are high, my dude.
Join now and be part of the most epic climate change event in Minecraft history. Who needs global warming when you have our server melting away faster than ice cream on a hot summer day? Let’s get this party started, baby!
And get this, fam! If you don’t join dis server, you gonna miss out on all the fun adventures we got lined up for ya! Like, we got a quest where you gotta save the polar bears from melting ice caps, and another one where you gotta fight off evil climate change deniers who are trying to destroy the world with their fossil fuel powers!
So come on, join dis server and let’s save the Earth together, one block at a time! And remember, if you ain’t on dis server, you’re missing out on all the swag and epicness, so don’t be a square, be a cube and join us now! Peace out, homies!
we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.
join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map size | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is hacking allowed on the server? | No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla. |
| What are the server rules? | The main rules are no hacking, no duping, and no griefing spawn. |
| Can I build alliances with other players? | Yes, players are encouraged to make allies, betray, and conquer bases in the server. |
Witness Petra going full yandere on Subaru, Al being a total faggot for not accepting juicy pussy, and the mystery of Yae’s missing twin sister Yea.
Watch as Reinhard struggles to defeat his foe over and over again, while we debate the true nature of Fatmilia.
It’s like a never-ending Re:Zero thread, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chaotic adventure you won’t forget!
Join us for a virtual adventure that won’t cost you a plane ticket or force you to eat weird cruise ship food. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking to avoid family drama and awkward wedding situations.
Plus, we have grandpa-friendly transportation options that don’t involve stopping at a hospital for dialysis treatments. And best of all, you won’t have to take any days off work to attend our virtual events.
So come join us and leave all the wedding drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to relax, build, and have a good time without any guilt trips or strict diet restrictions. See you there!
Imagine a world where your brother is dating a girl just for a bet, and you swoop in to steal her heart. That’s the kind of chaotic energy we thrive on here. Who needs Β£600 when you can have true love instead?
Don’t worry about being an asshole, because on this server, we embrace the chaos and the drama. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft!
But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because it’s full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Plus, we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into giant carrots. It’s gonna be a riot, I tell ya. So come on and join us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun)!
Join us if you want to experience epic adventures with your bros and gals while following the most outrageous rules of the bro code and girl code. Want to build a giant statue of a bro fist? Go for it! Want to have a dance party in a field of flowers with your gal pals? Absolutely!
But beware, breaking the bro code or girl code on our server comes with hilarious consequences. Rumor has it that if you betray your bros or gals, you’ll be chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you’re caught gossiping behind someone’s back, you’ll be forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day.
So if you’re ready to embrace the wackiest rules of the bro code and girl code in the Minecraft universe, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!
Welcome to j-smp.de β your German survival server where adventure, trade and community are important! Immerse yourself in a unique SMP experience that offers you numerous exciting features and a friendly, active community. On j-smp.de you can experience your own adventures, trade with other players and take part in various challenges. Trading system & auction house: One of the highlights of j-smp.de is our sophisticated trading system. Exchange items safely and easily with other players and get fair prices. You can also use the Auction House to auction off your valuable treasures or purchase items from others. No matter whether you want to sell rare raw materials, powerful tools or homemade items – here you will find the perfect platform to test and expand your trading skills. The trading system is based on image money, a unique system in which you build real trust in the community through your reputation and trading successes. The more you trade and the more successful you are, the more you can build your image and benefit from better trading partners. Image money will help you get recognized on the server and optimize your trading. Exciting challenges & adventures: Build, survive and discover the wide world of j-smp.de together with your friends. Fight your way through dangerous biomes, build impressive buildings and overcome numerous challenges. You can explore the world at any time, look for hidden treasures or implement creative building projects – there are no limits to your ideas. PvP-Arena: Prove your skills in the PvP arena! Here you can compete in exciting duels against other players and put your fighting skills to the test. The Arena not only offers you the opportunity to compete with others, but also to receive valuable rewards for your victory. Community & Discord: A friendly and active community awaits you on j-smp.de. Exchange and collaboration are the priority. Via our Discord server you can not only exchange ideas in voice chat, but also find new friends, experience joint events and always stay up to date. Serverdetails: Our server also offers you a detailed spawn to help you get started. Here you will find all the important information about the server and you can plunge straight into the adventure. Please note: The server is still under continuous development. We are constantly working to improve the gaming experience and add new features. Be there from the beginning and become part of our growing community. j-smp.de β The German SMP server that focuses on adventure, trading and community. Trade items, build together with others and experience unforgettable adventures! We look forward to seeing you β see you soon in the game!
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A new SMP Roleplay server that utilizes plugins such as towny to create a unique experience with factions on a Minecraft Earth map! Want to join an active community who roleplays in-game and on Discord? Do you want to be known as a bringer or peace, or war? Do you want to be a pirate who does what he pleases, or a King who builds and leads an entire nation? The choice is yours here at the World of Nations SMP! Give us a try!
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