Extreme Measures Minecraft Servers

Extreme Measures

  • SacrificeSociety: Riches2Rags

    SacrificeSociety: Riches2Rags

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we make all your wildest dreams come true! Ever wondered what it would be like to be the richest person in the world and then get sacrificed for the greater good? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what happens every year!

    Join us for a chance to become the wealthiest player in the game, only to have it all taken away in a dramatic and hilarious sacrifice ceremony. Watch as your virtual fortune is distributed equally among the poorest players, creating chaos and mayhem in the virtual world.

    But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our annual “TNT Party,” where players can blow up as much of the world as they want without consequences.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Just remember, being the richest player might not be as great as it seems…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper Cannibal Resort

    Creeper Cannibal Resort

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

    Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

    Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCommunistFunLand

    CraftyCommunistFunLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got crazier stuff than north korea executing 30 govt officials after some floods and landslides! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to join! we got giant killer chickens roaming around, lava waterfalls that flow uphill, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows! so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

    HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

    ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

    We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

    Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mine4Money

    Mine4Money

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

    And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and legal troubles? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without any worries about your stepson’s questionable life choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make your stepson disappear without breaking any laws! Join now and say goodbye to your problems (and your stepson)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Sterilize Fun Zone – No Forced Procedures Here!

    Crafty Sterilize Fun Zone – No Forced Procedures Here!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking justice to a whole new level! Ever wanted to play on a server where the only rule is to unleash your inner vigilante and take down all the bad guys? Well, look no further!

    Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos. Our community is made up of fearless warriors who aren’t afraid to take matters into their own hands. And hey, if you ever come across a sex criminal or someone committing crimes against nature, feel free to show them who’s boss by giving them a taste of our unique form of justice – forced sterilization and castration!

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the crazier the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP