Extreme Measures Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Creeper Cannibal Resort

cannibal, cannibalism, creeper, crisis management., Desperation, emergency response, Extreme Measures, harrowing ordeal, ISOLATED, mining accident, news headline, remote location, rescue operation, resort, smoke them out, South African police, starvation, stranded, Survival, survival instincts, Tragedy, trapped miners, Underground

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Votes:	1528	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR U MIGHT END UP LIKE THESE TRAPPED MINERS WHO HAD TO EAT EACH OTHER CUZ THE POLICE COULDN’T FIND THEM HAHAHAHA. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT U WON’T EVEN NEED TO EAT UR FRIENDS, JUST COME AND BUILD EPIC STUFF WITH US. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE U BECOME A CANNIBAL LOLZ.

Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

CraftyCommunistFunLand

authoritarian regime, CraftyCommunistFunLand, current events, executions, Extreme Measures, Floods, government officials, human rights abuses, international news, Kim Jong-un, landslides, natural disasters, North Korea, North Korean government, political instability, political repression, punishment, Report, Retribution, Tragedy, world affairs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got crazier stuff than north korea executing 30 govt officials after some floods and landslides! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to join! we got giant killer chickens roaming around, lava waterfalls that flow uphill, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows! so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4500	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

absurd lies, avoiding responsibilities, bizarre tactics, ClassSkipper, comical attempts, creative lies, desperate measures, Extreme Measures, fake illnesses, funny excuses, Minecraft, odd excuses, outlandish excuses, peculiar behaviors, quirky tactics, ridiculous attempts, smp, strange behaviors, unconventional methods, unorthodox strategies, unusual strategies, weird excuses, wild excuses

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

Mine4Money

#Daredevil, bizarre requests, craziest things, crazy stunts, desperate times, Extreme Measures, financial incentives, Mine4Money, MONEY, money-making schemes, odd jobs, odd tasks, out-of-the-box ideas, outlandish acts, risky behavior, strange jobs, unconventional gigs, unconventional ways to earn money, unique opportunities, unusual jobs, wild challenges

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153

Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

crime, dark thoughts, desperate situation, disturbing behavior, drastic actions, ethical dilemmas, Extreme Measures, Family issues, financial ruin, illegal activities, mental health, Minecraft, morbidly obese women, murder, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, retarded stepson, Revenge, Server, taboo, troubled relationships, twisted desires, UK LAW

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and legal troubles? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without any worries about your stepson’s questionable life choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make your stepson disappear without breaking any laws! Join now and say goodbye to your problems (and your stepson)!

Crafty Sterilize Fun Zone – No Forced Procedures Here!

castration, controversial, Crafty, Crime Prevention, crimes against nature, criminal justice, Ethics, Extreme Measures, forced, Fun, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law enforcement, morality, Procedures, punishment, Rehabilitation, sex criminals, sterilization, sterilize, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8958	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking justice to a whole new level! Ever wanted to play on a server where the only rule is to unleash your inner vigilante and take down all the bad guys? Well, look no further!

Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos. Our community is made up of fearless warriors who aren’t afraid to take matters into their own hands. And hey, if you ever come across a sex criminal or someone committing crimes against nature, feel free to show them who’s boss by giving them a taste of our unique form of justice – forced sterilization and castration!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the crazier the better!

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

bad, balding, Craft, Crisis, Day, Extreme Measures, hair, hair care, hair fashion, hair growth, hair health, hair industry, hair loss, hair maintenance, hair products, hair restoration, hair treatments, hair trends, hairline, hairline recession crisis, Join, losing hair, pixelated, recession, record times, self-sterilization, Thrive, zoomers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Votes:	9725
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

DadDitchinCraft

14 year old, Communication, dad, DadDitchinCraft, different city, Event, fair, faking being sick, family, Feeling unwell, forced to go, Guilt, large events, looking forward, misunderstanding, misunderstood, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, teenage angst, weekend

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for personal space and freedom? Look no further than our server! We won’t force you to attend any virtual events or make you feel guilty for wanting to stay home and mine in peace.

Join us and escape the drama of overbearing parents who guilt trip you for not feeling well enough to attend a virtual event. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any unnecessary stress.

So come on over and build your virtual paradise with us, where you can mine, craft, and explore without any judgment or pressure. And remember, on our server, you’re always free to play your way!

CraftyRiches

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds! That’s right, no more grinding for resources – just sit back, relax, and watch the riches roll in.

Join our server and become a part of our exclusive club of players who make over $10K per month in-game. How do we do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say our admins have a special connection with the Minecraft gods and they’ve blessed us with unlimited wealth.

So if you’re tired of living in a dirt hut and want to upgrade to a diamond palace, come join us on our server. Who needs a real job when you can make a fortune playing Minecraft?

MuskCraft: UK Politics Edition

billionaire, Britons, controversial figure, Edition, elon musk, government relations, innovation, leadership, media scrutiny, MuskCraft, negative impact, political influence, Politics, public debate, public discourse, public figure, public opinion, public perception, public trust, social media influence, societal impact, Technology, UK politics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Towns Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, have you heard about this server, man? it’s like, soooooo lit, you gotta join, bro. like, seriously, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down in there.

there’s this one time, right, where this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone take turns flushing it. it was like, the most epic thing ever, man.

and then, there was this other time where a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the whole server. it was so random, but so hilarious at the same time.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every friday night. it’s like, the place to be, dude.

so, yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and make some crazy memories, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Custom, ELITE 4, Events, Friendly, Gyms, LEvel cap, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, Player Gym, Progression, Reforged, server ip, Silvermons, Weekly Tournaments

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Silvermons Server Overview

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Details

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Pixelmon Version	Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the level cap on Silvermons?

There is a custom level cap on Silvermons to maintain a balanced gameplay experience. Players can progress through our exclusive Gym system, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet within this level cap.

2. Are there pay-to-win elements on Silvermons?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server. We focus on creating a friendly and fair community for all players, regardless of financial contributions.

3. Are there Weekly Tournaments on Silvermons?

Yes, Silvermons hosts Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats to cater to different playstyles and interests. Players can participate in these competitive events to showcase their skills.

4. Can players create their own Gyms on Silvermons?

Yes, Silvermons has a unique Player Gym system where players can create and manage their own Gyms. This adds an additional layer of content and interaction for both Gym Leaders and challengers.

MysticCraft – Enchanted Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Enchanted, fuwamoco, Isles, Janken God Edition, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? This server is like the Janken God Edition of Minecraft servers, trust me.

We got streams that will blow your mind, like seriously, check out the upcoming stream and the previous stream, it’s like watching a creeper explode in your face.

And don’t even get me started on the debut and 3D debut videos, they’re so lit, you’ll want to mine diamonds all day just to celebrate.

Plus, the Youtube channel is like a treasure trove of epicness, and the schedule will have you playing Minecraft until the sun comes up.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got unarchived content, songs, merch, and even /baubau/-related content that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Let’s gooooooo!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, family drama, family dynamics, maid of honor, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, wedding boundaries, wedding compromise, wedding conflicts, wedding coordination, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding guest list, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding shower, wedding stress, wedding support, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Votes:	3584
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1312

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, just like this crazy family drama!

Picture this: you’re trying to plan a wedding shower in Minecraft for your brother and his partner, but they keep changing the rules like it’s a game of musical chairs. One minute they want 80 guests, the next they want it in a different town – it’s like trying to build a house with blocks that keep disappearing!

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out, they drop a bombshell and send you a scathing letter that’s longer than a Minecraft world border. They accuse you of all sorts of crazy stuff, like not attending their engagement party for long enough and bringing them despair as their maid of honor. It’s like being griefed in real life!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Just remember, in our world, the only thing more unpredictable than the mobs is your own family drama.

TranscribeCraft: No Regrets!

Communication, Conflict Resolution, digital tools, emotional expression, Empathy, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, listening skills, long voice notes, misunderstanding, Personal preferences, processing information, regrets, social dynamics, Technology, text vs audio, TranscribeCraft, transcription service, voice notes, WhatsApp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Void Armor Forged:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value communication and understanding! Just like how this Redditor’s friend loves sending voice notes, we encourage our players to express themselves in whatever way they feel comfortable.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of receiving long voice notes from your fellow players about their in-game adventures and mishaps. But don’t worry, we have a special add-on that transcribes these voice notes into hilarious summaries, so you can catch up on all the drama without missing a beat.

Imagine the chaos of trying to build a castle while listening to a 10-minute voice note about someone’s encounter with a creeper. But fear not, our transcription service will save you from the madness and let you focus on dominating the game.

So come on over and join our server, where voice notes are the new currency and understanding is key. Who knows, you might even make a friend who sends you daily updates on their Minecraft escapades in the most entertaining way possible.

BlockBusterFlop

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of watching terrible movies and wasting your precious time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the horrors of bad cinema by immersing yourself in a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.

Our server is like the Hollywood of Minecraft, except without the terrible scripts and overpaid actors. Instead, you’ll find yourself battling dragons, building majestic castles, and befriending talking pigs. Who needs Hollywood when you have a blocky paradise like ours?

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MetaCraft EU Minecraft Server

Attack, Censorship, controversy, digital rights, elon musk, EU, european union, far right, free speech, Fuel, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, metacraft, Minecraft, Musk, Online platforms, Political, Regulation, Server, silicon valley, social media, Tech, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Elon Musk is tryna take it down? That’s right, our server is so epic, it’s causing chaos in the tech world! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s wilder than a pack of creepers on a rampage. Plus, we’re fighting against the evil forces of EU tech ‘censorship’ because we believe in freedom of creativity, even if it means taking on the big dogs like Musk himself. So come join us and be part of the revolution, where every block you place is a middle finger to the establishment. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

MosqueCraft: IDF Edition

Attack, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Edition, extremism, idf, Islam, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MosqueCraft, MOSQUES, Palestinian, radicalization, Reports, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, terrorism threat, terrorists, violence, West Bank

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where terrorists use west bank mosques to attack soldiers!!! but dont worry, we got the IDF on our side to protect us from those pesky creepers and zombies! build your own mosque and defend it from the evil terrorists while also battling against other players in epic pvp battles! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pet dragon that breathes fire! let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in this crazy world of minecraft madness!