Extreme Measures Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	560
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Buildings Constructed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

CraftyCommunistFunLand

authoritarian regime, CraftyCommunistFunLand, current events, executions, Extreme Measures, Floods, government officials, human rights abuses, international news, Kim Jong-un, landslides, natural disasters, North Korea, North Korean government, political instability, political repression, punishment, Report, Retribution, Tragedy, world affairs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got crazier stuff than north korea executing 30 govt officials after some floods and landslides! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to join! we got giant killer chickens roaming around, lava waterfalls that flow uphill, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows! so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

absurd lies, avoiding responsibilities, bizarre tactics, ClassSkipper, comical attempts, creative lies, desperate measures, Extreme Measures, fake illnesses, funny excuses, Minecraft, odd excuses, outlandish excuses, peculiar behaviors, quirky tactics, ridiculous attempts, smp, strange behaviors, unconventional methods, unorthodox strategies, unusual strategies, weird excuses, wild excuses

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Votes:	7637
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

Mine4Money

#Daredevil, bizarre requests, craziest things, crazy stunts, desperate times, Extreme Measures, financial incentives, Mine4Money, MONEY, money-making schemes, odd jobs, odd tasks, out-of-the-box ideas, outlandish acts, risky behavior, strange jobs, unconventional gigs, unconventional ways to earn money, unique opportunities, unusual jobs, wild challenges

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

crime, dark thoughts, desperate situation, disturbing behavior, drastic actions, ethical dilemmas, Extreme Measures, Family issues, financial ruin, illegal activities, mental health, Minecraft, morbidly obese women, murder, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, retarded stepson, Revenge, Server, taboo, troubled relationships, twisted desires, UK LAW

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7081
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and legal troubles? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without any worries about your stepson’s questionable life choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make your stepson disappear without breaking any laws! Join now and say goodbye to your problems (and your stepson)!

Crafty Sterilize Fun Zone – No Forced Procedures Here!

castration, controversial, Crafty, Crime Prevention, crimes against nature, criminal justice, Ethics, Extreme Measures, forced, Fun, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law enforcement, morality, Procedures, punishment, Rehabilitation, sex criminals, sterilization, sterilize, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking justice to a whole new level! Ever wanted to play on a server where the only rule is to unleash your inner vigilante and take down all the bad guys? Well, look no further!

Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos. Our community is made up of fearless warriors who aren’t afraid to take matters into their own hands. And hey, if you ever come across a sex criminal or someone committing crimes against nature, feel free to show them who’s boss by giving them a taste of our unique form of justice – forced sterilization and castration!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the crazier the better!

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

bad, balding, Craft, Crisis, Day, Extreme Measures, hair, hair care, hair fashion, hair growth, hair health, hair industry, hair loss, hair maintenance, hair products, hair restoration, hair treatments, hair trends, hairline, hairline recession crisis, Join, losing hair, pixelated, recession, record times, self-sterilization, Thrive, zoomers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8276	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

familyminecraft.us

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	115
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

cubeville.org

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

craftdiggers.g.nfoservers.com

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crops Grown:	9030

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

mc.realms.cc

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	286
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

198.27.79.248

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Love Letters Sent:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

play.vanillaworld.org

FateCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	579
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4

FateCraft

play.fatemc.net

Abbeycraft The Official Redwall Server

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Star Shards Collected:	249
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to the first and only official Redwall server. Come and join other Redwall fans and explore the world created by Brian Jacques. Visit places such as the Abbey, St. Ninian’s, and Gingivere’s Farm. Many popular locations have been built, with more to come.

redwallserver.somagames.com:25638

Blackhand

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Der Blackhand Server (Cracked)

On this server you will experience more than Minecraft!

Our team offers you any help and is always at your side.

Become a part of our community and experience something

85.190.161.253

Skyblock Realms

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	368269
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Connect with the IP: SBrealms.com

Skyblock Realms Features: – Custom plugins. – Enhanced economic system. – Advanced island protection. – Custom islands. – Numerous parkour courses. – We offer several server realms (i.e.: Ice, Fire). – And of course, completely lag free.

At Skyblock Realms, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality while ensuring uninterrupted game play. Enjoy your time at Skyblock Realms!

SBrealms.com