EXTREME Minecraft Servers

EXTREME Minecraft Servers

  • Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

    Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2930
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4058 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 426130 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Emeralds Found: 3745 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Gods Slained: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Buzz: Extreme Edition

    Pixel Buzz: Extreme Edition
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9795
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own GMO crops and watch dem grow into GIANT MONSTER ORGANISMS. u can even ride dem into battle against other players. it’s like pokemon but with vegetables. come join da fun and see who can create da most powerful GMO creature. plus, u can find hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with crazy loot. it’s like a never-ending adventure that will keep u coming back for more. so why wait? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””/Vtuber Blacked and NTR Minecraft SMP – 46/””

    ””/Vtuber Blacked and NTR Minecraft SMP – 46/””
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1176
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Towns Built: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is dedicated to holocucks and other vtuber cucks, because why not? We even have a special section for vtuber blacked enjoyers, because we like to keep things spicy.

    Join us for the “Blacked Flatty Edition” where anything goes and the memes are as wild as your imagination. Our previous thread got so crazy that it had to be archived, but don’t worry, you can still upload your gens or edits to BlackedBooru and keep the madness alive!

    Whether you’re into VTubers or Hololive, this server has something for everyone. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our editor drive for some inspiration – just be prepared for the insanity that awaits.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of holocucks and vtuber blacked enjoyers? Come on in and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6195
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Potions Brewed: 80 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

    So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””/Vtuber Blacked and NTR Minecraft SMP – 24/””

    ””/Vtuber Blacked and NTR Minecraft SMP – 24/””
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2934
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Animals Bred: 104 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where holocucks and vtuber blacked enjoyers unite in harmony! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then this is the place for you.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you crying with laughter. Our community is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can battle it out with hololive fans while also enjoying some vtuber blacked content? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1353
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Votes: 5502
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7697
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

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  • Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

    Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 9030
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Farms Harvested: 403
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

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  • BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

    BlockyParty: Extreme Edition
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 3280
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Villages Defended: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Runes Activated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Potions Brewed: 88
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Magic Items Found: 1071
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

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  • CringeCraft SMP

    CringeCraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5288
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

    Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4318
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

    Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

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  • The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

    The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 4181
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 183
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

    Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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  • PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

    PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 7099
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9570
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

    Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

    But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

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  • MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

    MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 9659
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Alien Abductions: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

    But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

    Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5697
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Magic Items Found: 7359
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

    Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 5070
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Emeralds Found: 8191 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 662
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9840 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

    Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

    Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

    So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

    Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3111
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

    3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

    4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

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  • VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

    VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7091
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

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  • Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

    Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8134
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 463 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

    Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

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