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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8982 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got smokers who are like, super outgoing and stuff. But they also kinda lazy and mean, so it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.
Our server is like, a global health challenge or somethin’, with over 8 million deaths every year. But don’t worry, we got second-hand smoke exposure covered.
So come on and join us for a smokin’ good time, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is our player base. Let’s get lit, fam!
