Looking for a place to hide from your alcoholic husband who keeps getting into trouble? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your own virtual world and forget about all the chaos happening in your life.
Imagine creating a fortress to protect yourself from all the drama, just like how you need to protect yourself from your husband’s crazy antics. Build a moat filled with lava to keep unwanted visitors away, just like how you need to keep your husband away from your car!
And don’t worry about feeling guilty for blocking his calls and walking away – on our server, you can block anyone you want without any consequences! Build a giant wall around your virtual house and never let him in again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape reality and build a new life without any alcoholics ruining your fun. Let’s block and roll!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who only communicates in cat emojis and has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. Rumor has it that anyone who finds Blocky Bob’s base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just be prepared to dodge flying cows and ride rollercoasters made of TNT. And remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Version | 1.21 Fabric |
|---|---|
| Location | Eastern US (Virginia) |
| Difficulty | Hard Difficulty |
| Gameplay Settings | Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled |
| Features | Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap), Diamond based player-run shop economy |
| Mods | Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods and optional Simple Voice Chat mod |
If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18? A: Generally, players must be 18 or older to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions.
Q: Are there any restrictions on shop themes? A: There are minimal rules on shop themes, but we encourage friendly competition and ask players to maintain a positive environment.
Q: Do I need to download any resource packs to play on the server? A: The resource pack for custom models is optional and not required for gameplay. However, it enhances the visual experience.
Q: Is voice chat mandatory to join the server? A: Voice chat is optional and requires a separate mod, but it is not necessary to join the server.
| Server Name | Basically Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Features | Vanilla features with allowed hacks and duping |
| Map | Fresh new map |
| IP Address | basic-vanilla.xyz |
Yes, hacks are allowed on this server but most will be patched to maintain a vanilla experience.
Duping is allowed as it is considered a vanilla feature, but attempts to patch most dupes will be made.
The server was created with the intention of providing a vanilla experience while allowing players the freedom to use hacks.
Efforts will be made to balance the gameplay so that players who choose not to cheat have an equal advantage as those who do, maintaining a vanilla experience.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.
✨ VERSION 1.21 | HOT DUELS | TOP ARTIFACTS ✨
✨ Our unique system of levels and buffs for TOP 1 will change your idea of anarchy!
⚔️ PUMPING UP AND BOOSTERS: Become the strongest and eliminate competitors thanks to the system of levels and boosters.
⚔️ UNIQUE ARTIFACTS: Capture the most powerful artifacts and use them to dictate the rules of this world.
⚔️ UNIQUE DUELS: Prove your strength in fair duels and get well-deserved rewards.
⚔️ HUGE SELECTION OF PVP AND PVE CONTENT: Try your luck and skills in a variety of modes and challenges.
⚔️ JOIN if you are ready to become part of a cruel world where only the strongest dictate the rules!
⚔️ IP: mc.wwish.me
mc.wwish.me:25577
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT BURNS MORE CALORIES THAN RUNNING A MARATHON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BASICALLY A GYM MEMBERSHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THE SWEAT AND SMELLY PEOPLE.
OH, AND IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU’LL GET A FREE PET UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND POOPS GOLD. YEAH, THAT’S HOW EPIC OUR SERVER IS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND GET FIT WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, DUDE!