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CraftySplurge – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	694854

Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds on a shiny new enchanted sword, only to realize it was totally worth it when you slayed a whole army of creepers with just one swing? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to show off your blingiest loot. Who needs real-world riches when you can be the king of the blocky world? Trust us, it’s worth every single emerald.

Regret-Free Splurge

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy a virtual golden toilet for the low, low price of 1000 diamonds! And guess what? You’ll never regret it because every time you sit on it, you’ll feel like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers and bragging rights for eternity!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life with a golden toilet and jousting chickens? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

ZoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a noob? Well, look no further because our server is filled with zoomers who are obsessed with acting black and black culture! Join us for a wild ride as we build the most lit structures and slay mobs with swag. Plus, you never know when a dance battle might break out in the middle of a PvP match. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

The Blocky Bed & Breakfast Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss in blocky form! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But wait, there’s more! Help Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona run their small assassin business in Hell while trying to survive each other’s antics.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are lining up to check out into Heaven! Dive into the madness with our custom Bara Edition OP Template and experience the ultimate blend of demons, angels, and everything in between.

Join now for a chance to build your own demon empire, battle it out with friends in Helluva Boss-inspired mini-games, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Charlie trying to convince Satan to invest in her hotel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

RedstoneFlusherCraft

bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Empathy, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, hygiene, menstruation, menstruation stigma, Period, period shaming, RedstoneFlusherCraft, relationships, Respect, societal expectations, stigma, Transgender, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	170	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blood and toilet paper in our exclusive bathroom-themed world. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be challenged to flush the toilet and clean up after yourself in a hilarious twist on the usual Minecraft gameplay.

But that’s not all! Engage in deep conversations with other players about the societal stigma surrounding periods and whether it’s appropriate to ask someone to flush. Dive into the drama and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate period advocate.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild, wacky, and totally absurd adventure like no other!

ToiletWineCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

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FrozenAssetCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Zombie Dances:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

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ShotCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.