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  • Believe it or Not: Minecraft SMP

    Believe it or Not: Minecraft SMP

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    Okay, listen up, my Minecraft warriors! If you think Your Best Bud’s SMP is just a regular ol’ Minecraft server, you are DEAD WRONG, my friend! This place is not just 16-bit blocks; it’s a FULL-FLEDGED dimension of absolute chaos and bedrock insanity! Allow me to hit you with the most outrageous reasons you NEED to join this legendary realm of pixels, and I’m not even joking.

    First off, I heard that if you mine 100 diamonds in a single sitting while singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” backwards, an ancient enderman will pop out and offer you a contract that lets you ride creepers like horses. YEAH, I KNOW! Like who wouldn’t want to be the first player to gallop into battle on Susan the Exploding Horse?! Named after my grandma, we don’t talk about why…

    But WAIT! There’s MORE! It’s said that deep underground, past the lava rivers where you think you’re gonna find lava monsters, there are these rare, glittering blocks called “Unobtanium Ore.” But beware! If you touch it, you might accidentally summon a tiny army of flying pigs that will demand your entire inventory. I mean, what else are you gonna do when a piggy brigade comes for your stuff?

    Also – if you build a temple out of dirt and accidentally summon Steve’s long-lost cousin, Gary the Bugged Out Villager, he’ll give you a magic potato that has the power to turn ALL mobs into rubber chickens. RARE RUBBER CHICKEN! Just imagine being raided by a horde of squawking, clucking chickens instead of zombies. I call that a WIN!

    Now listen, you think you’ve seen REAL chaos? Try replacing your spawn point with a twerking llama that spits glitter. It’s scientifically proven that being smacked in the face with glitter improves your chances of surviving the night by, like, 30%.

    And don’t get me started on the enchanted pink sheep! If you can find one, you get infinite tacos! Who doesn’t want taco powers? You’ll be the Taco King of the SMP, savior of the blocky universe. Just watch out for the TCZ (Taco Chicken Zombies); they will try to eat your inspired flautas and turn them into Taco Zombies! You’ll spend half your time running from ravenous taco monsters, but it’s sooo worth it for that taco life.

    Oh, and here’s the ultimate flex: when you join, you’ll get an intro that plays “Eye of the Tiger” while we throw diamond blocks at the sky and attempt to summon a super rare biome full of lush green trees made of cotton candy. I mean, can you even call yourself a Minecrafter if you haven’t banged on your keyboard while witnessing a tree party?

    So, what are you even waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP or remain forever in the boring realms of basic survival! All the cool kids are doing it, even the ones who eat glue for breakfast, because trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this perfectly crafted blend of madness, tacos, and glittering rubber chickens. LET’S GO!

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  • CrazyCraft: Tell Me Yours!

    CrazyCraft: Tell Me Yours!

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    Have you ever heard of the Minecraft server where players ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. From building giant statues of llamas to participating in epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

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  • Welcome to CatCraft, where the only thing more temperamental than creepers is the server owner!

    Welcome to CatCraft, where the only thing more temperamental than creepers is the server owner!

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    CatCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version: 1.20.4
    World Border Size: 15k in every direction
    Location: Ashburn, VA, USA

    Server Rules

      • Don’t be a dick.
      • Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief.
      • We’re a strict 21+ server.
      • PVP is turned on.
      • No hacking, x-ray, duping, or forcefield.
      • Pranking is fine within reason.
      • Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
      • Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and sign your stuff.
      • Don’t kill withers in the over-world.

    Other Important Details

      • No Enderman Griefing
      • End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
      • Various custom recipes and features

    For more information or to apply, visit our Discord.

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  • Corbacraft VS Hypixel

    Corbacraft VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel VS Corbacraft

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base Can be overwhelming for new players
    Wide variety of minigames Can be pay-to-win
    Active community events Can experience lag at peak times

    Corbacraft

    Pros Cons
    Non pay-to-win Smaller player base
    Semi-vanilla gameplay May lack some of the features of larger servers
    Community-centric Less variety in gameplay compared to larger servers

    FAQ

    1. Can I play on Hypixel if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames suitable for players of all skill levels.

    2. Is Corbacraft suitable for experienced players?

    Absolutely! Corbacraft provides a more traditional Minecraft experience for players looking for a semi-vanilla gameplay environment.

    3. Are there opportunities for socializing on both servers?

    Both servers have active communities where players can forge friendships and alliances.

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  • SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure

    SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also swim with your adorable aquatic spouse. Just imagine the looks of envy from other players as you ride into battle on the back of a shark! Join us now for a truly unique and fin-tastic experience!

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  • ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.

    2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.

    3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.

    4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • MapleCraft: Where Canada is a Third World Shithole

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own highway 401 right through the middle of your Minecraft world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you might even experience a virtual crash on your highway 401! Just imagine the chaos and destruction as your virtual cars collide and explode in a fiery blaze of glory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the adrenaline rush of highway crashes in Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to buckle up and hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride!

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  • MineKnights – Digging, Crafting, and Defending Your Blocky Kingdom!

    MineKnights – Digging, Crafting, and Defending Your Blocky Kingdom!

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a nether portal on fire! Join now for a chance to mine with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak and 6* Medic Kal’tsit – they’ll heal your broken pickaxe and cast spells on those pesky zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got 5* Sniper Lunacub, 5* Supporter Proviso, and 5* Vanguard Blacknight in the shop – they’ll protect you from any griefers trying to steal your diamonds! And don’t forget about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing, who will guard your base like it’s the ender dragon’s lair!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got skins like Meteor skin and Absinthe that will make you the envy of all the other players. Plus, our upcoming content includes EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, featuring 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and a new Amiya Alt that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

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  • Blocky Banter: Where the chat gets wilder than a creeper explosion!

    Blocky Banter: Where the chat gets wilder than a creeper explosion!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and not take things too seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for insane shenanigans like exploding chickens and flying cows. You never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And don’t even get us started on the giant pink unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava surrounded by friendly zombies? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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  • Konohaven: Where you can build your dream house, but also have to deal with creepers – literally!

    Konohaven: Where you can build your dream house, but also have to deal with creepers – literally!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Konohaven Season 3 Overview

    Server Version 1.20.2 Fabric
    Server Location Eastern US
    Difficulty Hard
    Gameplay Features Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled
    Server Type Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods

    Additional Details

    Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing, friendly competitive environment

    Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards

    Community Neighborhoods: Option to build at spawn, focus on playing together this season

    If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.

    How to Whitelist

      • Join our Discord here.
      • Read our rules and requirements here.
      • Click apply in the #apply-here channel on Discord to start the whitelist application process.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    When did Season 3 start? June 10
    Is it too late to join Season 3? No, everyone can join at their own pace
    Are there any age requirements? Generally 18+, but exceptions exist

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  • EdibleCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Gets the Munchies

    EdibleCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Gets the Munchies

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only high you’ll be experiencing is the high of building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and you’ll feel like a cute anime girl, with your body melting into the pixels of the game. But don’t worry, our community will hold you and protect you from any virtual dangers that come your way. So come on, join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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  • YeehawCraft – Where Even Creepers Have Southern Accents!

    YeehawCraft – Where Even Creepers Have Southern Accents!

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    Come join our Minecraft server where you can make friends with Americans from the South who are definitely not racist towards castizx players! Experience the wild similarities between their culture and latinx culture, like their love for stoic masculinity and their intense anti-homosexuality stance. Who knew Minecraft could bring together such diverse groups in the most unexpected ways? Join now for a chance to bond over virtual blocks and break down cultural barriers like never before!

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