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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 3592 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
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