lolz this server is like the argentina of minecraft servers, we call on all players to join us in the epic quest to order the arrest of the evil villain, venezuela’s maduro! join us in this wild adventure as we build, mine, and fight our way to justice! plus, we have free tacos for all new players because why not? come join the madness and let’s show maduro who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem Server
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WhaleWarsCraft
lol u gotta join this server cuz we got whales for days, like for realz. we got Paul Watson up in here causin a ruckus with them whales and now Japan and Denmark are fightin over him like he some kind of whale whisperer. come join us and help us protect these majestic creatures or just ride em around like a boss, either way it’s gonna be a whale of a time. no pun intended.
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PutinCraft: No Arrests in Mongolia
Yo, listen up! So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, okay? We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted diamond bananas.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
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PutinCraft: No Russia Back
Come join our epic Minecraft server where Putin himself dodged arrest in Mongolia and now the Kremlin is like “no one can hold Russia back, especially not in Minecraft, da?”We have crazy adventures like riding polar bears through the Siberian tundra and battling evil vodka-drinking zombies in Red Square.
Build your own babushka doll castle or dig for diamonds in the depths of the Moscow metro.
Join now and show the world that Russia is the true master of Minecraft, comrade!
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CraftyCartelMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have colombian soldiers fighting for Ukraine but then getting deported to Russia by Venezuela and now they’re all stuck in a crazy virtual world building epic castles and battling dragons! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of chaos in minecraft?! come join us and be a part of the craziest server on the block!
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CraftyPutinGamer
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing diamond armor. It’s, like, totally cray cray up in here.We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?
And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.
So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.
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Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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PutinCraft: ICC Warrant Edition
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, Putin himself plays on dis server! yep, u heard me right, da man himself is building a giant statue of himself made entirely of diamonds! he even has a secret base where he keeps all his pet polar bears and rides around on a diamond-encrusted minecart. but wait, there’s more! the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for him, but he’s too busy playing minecraft to care! so come join us on dis server and maybe u can team up with Putin and take over the world together! haha just kidding, but seriously, join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures!
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CraftyPutinMC Server
hey u, yea u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da EU is remindin Mongolia to arrest Putin under some crazy ICC warrant. yea u heard dat right, we got world leaders gettin in on da action on dis server. so if u wanna be part of da madness, join now and help us take down Putin while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. dis server is da bomb, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make history together!
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Putin’s Mongolian Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we ride llamas into battle against evil dictators like putin! ukraine is counting on us to take down the bad guys and save the world! we even have secret missions to mongolia to arrest putin, it’s a well-planned provocation that will have you laughing for days! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life! join now before putin finds out and tries to shut us down!