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Brain Blocker: TIMP Edition
hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this crazy server where we have brain cancer cells invading and migrating all over the place! but don’t worry, we got TIMPs and their super cool engineered variants to block them! it’s like a wild science experiment meets a minecraft battle royale! join now for the most insane and wacky gameplay you’ve ever experienced! let’s goooooo! -
FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master! -
WordTaxCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!
plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????
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AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla
Minecraft Server Overview
Rules No griefing, no hacks/duping Server Type Survival Discord Link Join our Discord FAQ
Question Answer Can anyone join the server? Yes, all are welcome to join and play Are there any restrictions on building? No, you are free to build wherever you’d like Is PvP allowed? Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players How often is the server reset? We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord -
IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!
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DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!
But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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DriveOrDieCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.
Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!
So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!
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BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!
Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?
Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.
And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Alacity: Where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have no rules! Come play on our semi-vanilla server!
🔥 The fastest growing anarchy server of 2024! 🔥
Alacity is a semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server. We don’t use anything that takes away from the vanilla experience.
We also allow the use of “cracked”, non official clients, so you do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join in. No admin interference or world resets at all.
Server runs on a very powerful machine. It’s a very classic “no rules” experience, with the added quality of life of /home and /tpa.
The ip to connect is: alacity.net
Visit our website: https://alacity.net
Join our discord: https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN
FAQ
Question Answer Is there any admin interference on the server? No, there is no admin interference on the server. Are there any world resets? No, there are no world resets on the server. Can I use a cracked client to join? Yes, you can use a cracked, non-official client to join the server. What are the added quality of life features? /home and /tpa commands are available for added convenience.