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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4664 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9102 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our players play like they’re 16 years old! Watch as they waste the ball a dozen times right outside the 16 yards, just like a real pro (or not so pro) player.
But here’s the kicker – did you know our star player is actually 16 years old? That’s right, he may be young but he sure knows how to make a mess on the field.
Join our server and witness the media overhyping our players because they’re brown, or maybe it’s just to brainwash Spain into relying on them even more. Who knows, maybe they’re secretly working for England to win it all.
So come on and join the madness, where anything can happen on the field (or in the chat)!
