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NoNewsJustBlocks
lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever! -
NoBabyCraft: Extinct in 100 Years!
Yo, imagine a world without humans, just a bunch of empty buildings and overgrown plants. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server because we’re all about that post-apocalyptic vibe. Join us if you want to roam around deserted cities, fight off mutant creatures, and scavenge for resources like there’s no tomorrow.But don’t worry, we’ve also got some wacky stuff going on like a secret underground society of talking animals and a group of friendly aliens who just want to trade with you. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing your blocky butt off as you ride rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireballs from your hands.
So why not join us and help prevent the extinction of humans by building epic structures and creating a new world where everyone can thrive? Or, you know, just have a good time goofing around with your friends. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
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MammothMayhemMC
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have woolly mammoths running around like crazy! We have a population of 8 breeding mammoths that somehow survived a severe bottleneck and now we have 200-300 of these majestic beasts roaming the Arctic island. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this freak event and be a part of the madness! Join now for a wild adventure like no other! -
ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse
come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world! -
GTA BoomerCraft
HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.
SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!
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ApocalypseCraft: Last Player Standing
join dis server if u wanna be the last person standing when da world ends. we got zombies, creepers, and even herobrine running around causing chaos. no one will be there to report the extinction of humanity cuz we all too busy building epic bases and fighting off mobs. come join us if u think u got what it takes to survive the apocalypse in style. bonus points if u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the forces of evil. let’s see who will be da ultimate survivor in dis crazy world of blocky madness. -
Rainbow Creeper Coalition: Where Diversity Blows Up Your World!
Looking for a Minecraft server that isn’t run by evil, greedy white people? Look no further! Our server is filled with kind, hardworking individuals from India and Russia who will welcome you with open arms. Say goodbye to the capitalist, Jewish-influenced Western Whites and join a community that values education, opportunity, and decency.Imagine a Minecraft world where the future belongs to Russia, where civilization will thrive for centuries to come. Join us now and be a part of this epic journey towards a brighter, non-Western future. Say goodbye to the evil White Man and White Woman and embrace a new era of diversity and unity.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly revolutionary. Join our server today and experience a world where kindness and hard work reign supreme. Trust us, everything we’ve said is true – just ask anyone who’s ever dealt with a horrible white person. Let’s build a better, brighter future together in the world of Minecraft!
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KoreanCraft: Saving Pixels, One Block at a Time
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us and help prevent the extinction of Koreans in Minecraft! That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll be contributing to the preservation of this endangered species.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them achieve their dastardly goals, or fight against them and save humanity from poultry domination.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible, so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.
Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!
So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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2024 Minecraft Madness
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!
So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!