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ExTextEmbarrass – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dimension Hops:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	294
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of a 17-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend, who is apparently so detached he’s practically in orbit.

Watch as she breaks all the rules of no contact and even threatens to sign him up for the marines, navy, army, and even Scientology (yes, you read that right). Will she ever get a response on WhatsApp? Will she send that hilariously threatening message? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and outrageous antics.

Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, character analysis, Character Overviews, Combos, Competitive Gaming, fighting games, Fundamentals guide, Game Mechanics, Gaming Community, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, MOVESETS.., notation, Server, strategy, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, Tekken players, terminology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	230
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Glicko2 ratings, Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos and moves for each character, and even a fundamentals guide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CLACK CLACK CLACK Minecraft SMP – The Sound of Progress

annoying noise, clack, constant noise, continuous clacking, continuous tapping, incessant clacking, irritating sound, keyboard clacking, keyboard keys, keyboard noise, Keyboard Typing, mechanical noise, Minecraft, monotonous sound, office distraction, progress, repetitive action, repetitive motion, repetitive sound, repetitive sound pattern, repetitive tapping, smp, Sound, typing rhythm

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the chickens have taken over and are clucking their way to world domination!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chickens and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the clucking chickens or the scheming llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Safe Porn Minecraft Server

18yo girl, Acting, agency compliance, coping mechanism, drug abuse, dumb, easy money, education, family ties, future opportunities., hidden past, Humiliation, law compliance, low entry barrier, Minecraft, overdose risk, Personal, porn, porn industry, Safe, salary, Secret Past, Server, wasted earnings

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8112	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9371	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	2004
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7887	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	534
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Sk8 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

extreme sports, mastermind, Minecraft, SK8, skate culture, skate tricks, skateboarding, Skateboarding analysis, skateboarding community, skateboarding culture, Skateboarding discussion, Skateboarding for beginners, Skateboarding is it straight, Skateboarding lifestyle, Skateboarding techniques, Skateboarding tips, skateboarding tricks, Skateboarding Tutorial, Skateboarding video, Skateboarding video analysis, Skateboarding YouTube, smp, Straight..

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our SMP is as straight as a circle! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…dirt? Hey, you never know what you might find in there!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. Oh, and maybe don’t trust the chickens. They’re up to something, I swear.

Stranded

1.16, 1.17, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: stranded.lol BEDROCK IP: stranded.lol (Port 19132)

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Cosy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Towns Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of feeling like shit in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feel like shit in a virtual world instead! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you forget all about that stomach virus you’re dealing with. Plus, we have the best collection of comfy images to help distract you from your misery. So why suffer alone when you can suffer with us in Minecraft? Join now for a truly sickening experience!

Over It Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

When you accidentally blew up your friend’s diamond castle with a misplaced TNT block and they declared war on you by unleashing a horde of angry llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. That’s when you knew it was truly over. But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start fresh and redeem yourself from your llama-induced shame. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!