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$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	208
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

Termina: Where Villagers Quarrel, Creepers Compete, and Steves Stress Out!

action, Battles, building, clash, Community, compete, CREEPERS, declare war, Discord, dream, Fair Play, Kingdom, Loot, PvP, Quarrel, rank up, Regenerate, silk touch, smp, Spawners, Steves, stress, Survival, Termina, Ultimate, villagers, Wilderness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mines Excavated:	4764
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Server Name	TerminaMC
IP	TerminaMC.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Game Versions	Bedrock: 19132 \| Java: 25565
Features

Overview

TerminaMC is a Minecraft server that offers various gameplay options, including PvP action, passive SMP, Town Wars, and building in the wilderness. The server promotes fair play and community engagement. Join to experience intense battles and create your dream kingdom!

FAQ

1. What is Towny on the server?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns in the server. Players can claim land, build structures, and participate in town wars.

2. How does Town War work?

Players who own a town can declare war on other towns. During this time, players can raid enemy towns and loot their resources. All blocks and buildings regenerate after the war ends.

3. Are there pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, TerminaMC strives to provide a fair gaming experience without pay-to-win elements. Players can rank up and earn perks through gameplay.

4. Is voice chat available on the server?

Yes, the server offers voice chat capabilities for players to communicate in real-time. Additionally, there is a Discord server for live chat.

5. How can I join the community?

To join the TerminaMC community, you can connect to the server using the provided IP and Discord server link. Engage with other players, participate in events, and enjoy the gameplay experience!

Creep-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	4956
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers only to be bombarded by creepy players? Look no further, because our server is the “no pedo edition”! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero pedos lurking in the shadows.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers are afraid to come near us! We have a team of highly trained moderators who will ban anyone even remotely suspicious. Plus, our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Troll the Admin Day” where you can prank our staff members to your heart’s content. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve stumbled into a real-life treasure hunt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, no pedos allowed!

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

belief in God, FAITH, GodlyCraft, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish faith, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish philosophy, Jewish practices, Jewish religion, jewish spirituality, Jewish theology, jewish traditions, Jewish values, Jews, judaism, Minecraft, monotheism, religious beliefs, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your beliefs? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Jews believe in god here! Join us for a crazy adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

aita, anger, apartment, Ban, banning, Borrowing, Boundaries, chocolate chip cookies, CookieDoughCrisis, diva cup, Friends, Girlfriend, Lease, Minecraft, period underwear, personal items, raw cookie dough, roommate, Server, Unwelcome

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4288
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

CousinPetDramaEXIT

Allergies, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousin, CousinPetDramaEXIT, dog allergy, Empathy, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Frustration, health priority, ISOLATION, leaving early, pet, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Votes:	7135	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6550	New Chunks Explored:	360373
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your allergies and won’t subject you to unexpected pets? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise dogs running around causing havoc while you try to mine and build in peace.

Join our server and never worry about sneezing fits or itchy eyes ruining your gaming experience. We prioritize your health and well-being, unlike some family reunions we won’t name (cough cough).

Don’t let family drama or pet allergies get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any furry interruptions. Plus, we won’t guilt trip you for prioritizing your health – we’ll even provide virtual allergy medicine if needed! So, come on over and leave the drama behind.

BlockyBetrayal Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is cheating on each other? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for drama and betrayal! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret relationships and exposing cheaters in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So come join us and get ready for a wild ride of scandalous love triangles and epic betrayals!

JobBlockerz

Economy, efficiency, employment, job contribution, job functions, job impact, job importance, job market, job necessity, job purpose, job relevance, job roles, job significance, job value, JobBlockerz, productivity, societal needs, society, unnecessary jobs, useless jobs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4800
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old jobs that serve no purpose in society? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional cloud watcher, or even a professional banana peeler! These jobs may seem useless in the real world, but in our server, they are the key to success and glory. So why waste your time with mundane jobs when you can join us and live out your wildest and most ridiculous dreams? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

K2 Tank Craze: Seoul to Bucharest

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks from South Korea and Romania battling it out in epic PvP matches! Ride a K2 tank into battle and crush your enemies with OP firepower! Who knew tanks could be so lit in Minecraft?! Join now for a chance to pilot your very own tank and dominate the battlefield! Let’s goooooo!

SilentButDeadlyCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

join dis server if u want to escape the judgment of ur coworkers cuz u be rippin’ some epic farts while playin’ Minecraft. no one will ever know the sweet symphony of ur butt trumpet cuz u be in a virtual world where ur farts are silent but deadly. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u will unlock the secret power of farting diamonds. yep, u heard right. ur farts will be so powerful, they will turn into precious gemstones. so come on down to our server and let those farts fly, cuz u never know what treasures u might uncover.

EntropicCraft: Sun-Powered Fun

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally crazy, man. Like, we got these organic solar cells that are like, getting a super boost in efficiency from entropy. I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds cool, right?

Join our server and witness the power of entropy making our solar cells go, like, super fast. It’s like watching a turtle win a race against a cheetah, but in Minecraft form.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy things happening on this server. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but without the drugs. So, like, come join us and experience the mind-blowing world of entropy-powered solar cells. It’s a trip you won’t forget, man.