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> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

anti consumer, blu, Blu-ray, compromise, Computer, Digital, Disk, distributors, Download, external drive, games, INFORMATION, internet, invented, laser, mega HD, Minecraft, online requirements, physical media, RAY, Readers, smp, Traditional

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

DorkCraft Minecraft Server

DorkCraft, Dorks, Friends, friendship, fun times, good times, Heartfelt, inside jokes, Laughter, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, miss, Miss these dorks, missing, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, silly moments, wishing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	2119
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of lovable dorks just waiting to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, cordial, covid, Decision making, Deposits, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, honeymoon, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawFree, over-reach, Overseas, refundable options, relationship, Respect, Server, Strain, uninviting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	1128	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think your honeymoon is their family vacation? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members tagging along on your adventures.

We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled mother-in-laws who just can’t take a hint. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama. You can finally focus on building the perfect castle without someone constantly looking over your shoulder and criticizing your every move.

So if you’re ready to escape the chaos and reclaim your honeymoon as your own, join our Minecraft server today! Build your dream world and leave the in-laws behind – they can’t teleport to your virtual paradise. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive comments and awkward family dinners. Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new adventure together!

FridgeWarsMC

Boundaries, family dynamics, food addict, food addiction, food boundaries, food privacy, food security, food sharing, food theft, fridge lock, FridgeWarsMC, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, obesity, parental influence, personal space, self-care, unhealthy habits

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can protect your precious loot from food addicts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles over stolen snacks and half-eaten meals.

Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!

But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!

TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crops Grown:	7946

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	690	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2375

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!