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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5871 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4552 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!