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$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magic Items Found:	8183	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	4390
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL

26F, aita, Boundaries, confrontational, DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL, deadbeat dad, disgusted, DISRESPECTFUL, embarrassed, family event, inappropriate, nudes, personal space, Phone, privacy, Religious Ideology, texts, Trust, trust issues, violated

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of creepy family members invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever go through your phone, control your music, or make you feel uncomfortable! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about nosy relatives peeking into your personal life.

We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!

KedumimCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Gun Violence, International, Israel, israeli news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Kedumim, Kedumim Attack, KedumimCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, Shooting, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	745467
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, three Israelis got killed and seven got injured in a crazy shooting terror attack near Kedumim. But don’t worry, on this server, the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers and zombies! Join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, where the only thing you’ll be terrorizing is those pesky mobs. So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!

Ouroboro5 Anarchy

Anarchy, Dupes, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, hackers, Lag Machines, Map resets, Nether, No Hacks, Ouroboro5, p2w, player heads, PvP, Scamming.., seedcracking, semi anarchy, server resources, Sleep, Survival, Teleporting, unmodified, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Items Found:	1344	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Ouroboro5 Anarchy Minecraft Server

Basic Information:

Server IP	anarchy.ouroboro5.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/4dRxyqdG4f

About the Server:

A no hacks – Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure and unmodified vanilla survival experience without a lot of rules. Griefing, PvP, and Scamming are allowed.

Special Features:

The world border is at 30×30 million blocks.
Nether roof access is allowed.
Only 30% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Player heads drop on being killed.

Rules:

No hacked clients, but exploits are allowed.
No seedcracking or sharing of the server’s seed.
All dupes are allowed.
No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When was the server started?	The server has been running since December 25th, 2024.
Who owns and maintains the server?	The server owner is mukklan.
Are there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on the server.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking any of the main rules will result in a direct punishment.
Can I use exploits on the server?	Exploits are allowed, but hacked clients are not.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, BASTARDOS, Epic, fat, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming culture, gaming discussions, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, Gaming news, gaming reviews, gaming trends, gaming updates., multiplayer, Online Community, PIXEL, Realms, twitch, video games, vidya

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mines Excavated:	3996	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

BabyWeight Boosters Server

Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Void Gems Collected:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Animals Bred:	81
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	775886	Mines Excavated:	1046
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Items Found:	4343	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?