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NoCreepersPlz
Join our epic Minecraft server where we have removed all creepers from the game because let’s be real, who needs those explosive green pests ruining your day? Instead, we have replaced them with adorable puppies who follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and become the richest player in the land. So come join us and say goodbye to creepers forever! -
Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.
Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!
So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!
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FiancéFired4ScoldingSpecialNeedsKid
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your morals and ethics? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and questionable decisions.Just like the time a player got their fiancé “fired” for scolding a special needs child. Imagine the chaos that would unfold in our server! Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life drama like this?
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will someone build an epic castle or will they accidentally set it on fire? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make some questionable life choices along the way!
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SchooledMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Tired of getting detention for building secret redstone contraptions in the school library? Sick of getting kicked out of class for trying to tame a wild ocelot in the hallway? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about pesky teachers ruining your fun again. Build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even discover a hidden portal to a secret dimension where unicorns roam free. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and start your epic adventure! -
Blocky Pleasure Palace
Are you tired of boring old adult toys? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of adult toys for you to enjoy! From pixelated pleasure devices to blocky bondage gear, we’ve got it all! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like you’ve never experienced before. Who knew mining and crafting could be so sexy?! -
SpySatCraft Minecraft Server
military intelligence, space operations, satellite launch, Satellite technology, military technologySo, like, we heard that two of the German military’s spy satellites are like, floating around in space, not doing their job. But, like, don’t worry, because we have a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, because we have a secret base on one of those failed satellites. Join us for some out-of-this-world adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government info. Plus, our server has the best pixelated pizza in the galaxy. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🚀🛸🍕 -
ZelenskyCraft: End the War!
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join, bro, cuz we got a secret plan to end all wars, even the ones in Minecraft.our president, Zelensky, he’s like, yo Trump, spill the beans on how we gonna stop Russia’s war. and Trump’s like, dude, just join this server and all your problems will be solved.
seriously, this server is like a magical land where you can build whatever you want and ride on giant chickens into battle. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds that will make you the richest player ever.
so come on, man, join this server and let’s end all the wars, one block at a time. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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UniRejectsAlumOops
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A UNI THAT REJECTS ITS OWN GRADUATES! LIKE, WHAT EVEN?! U WANNA BE PART OF A PLACE THAT MAKES NO SENSE BUT IS STILL FUN AS HECK?! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GRADUATE FROM REJECT UNIVERSITY, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🎓🔥 -
Pink1ProtectsBrainMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to protecting your brain from Parkinson’s disease! our scientists have unlocked the power of the PINK1 enzyme and now we have potential treatments to stop this debilitating condition.imagine mining and crafting your way to a healthier brain, all while battling zombies and creepers in a virtual world. join us now and save your brain from the clutches of Parkinson’s! who knew playing minecraft could be so life-saving?
don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game your way to better health. join our server now and start your journey to a Parkinson’s-free future!