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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6797 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2530 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Farms Harvested: | 982 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
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Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!