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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9329 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6868 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9651 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 476 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
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