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SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

>200+ Chapters, >30+ characters in the main cast, asexual Manga, CHAPTERS, Childless, Everyone is 25+, gt200, Jjk, long tail tags, single, SMP_MineCraftMadness, transexual main couple

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

amputee, breakdown, Christian, Church, depression, devout, Diabetic, DisabilityCraft, disabled woman, Guilt, Indian, Minecraft, nosy, pastor’s wife, possessed by demons, prayer circle, provoking, public speaking, Server, suicide attempts, traumatic experiences, video games, wheelchair

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!

Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).

So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.

PixelBabyBash

baby safety, child-free wedding, destination wedding, difficult decision, due date, family dynamics, Family Planning, Family Support, family tension, healing postpartum, high risk pregnancy, husbands help, ivf, MIL, newborn, PixelBabyBash, postpartum, pregnancy loss, SIL, Toddler, travel with newborn

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws demanding you attend a wedding right after giving birth.

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from pushy relatives and plan your own virtual weddings without any interference. Plus, we have a special “Destination Wedding” theme where you can travel 600 virtual miles away without ever leaving your computer!

Join now and let off some steam by building a pixelated version of your mother-in-law and throwing her in a lava pit. It’s the perfect way to de-stress from real-life family drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCreatureLand

CraftyCreatureLand, Creature, dream, dream come true, enchanted being, fantastical creature, FANTASY, fantasy world, fictional creature, folklore, imagination, legend, Magic, magical creature, make believe, manifestation, Mythical, mythical beast, Reality, Supernatural, wish

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make your wildest dreams come true! Want to bring a mythical creature to life? Done! Just imagine riding a majestic unicorn through the pixelated plains or battling a fire-breathing dragon in the Nether. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and let your imagination run wild!

CreeperDealz: No Hostages, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, Ceasefire, Conflict, CreeperDealz, Deal, denial, Diplomacy, Dispute, Hamas, Hostage, hostages, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, No Deal, peace talks, Political, Progressing, resolution, Tension, US

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama than hamas and israel! we got deals goin down left and right like a game of deal or no deal, but with more explosions and hostages! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a ceasefire, maybe a hostage situation, who knows! it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend in a virtual world with pixelated blocks and 1.21 updates.

Adults, blocks, Bluemap, Citizens, Craftbook, Discordsrv, Essentialsx, Floodgate, Griefprevention, GSit, InventoryRollbackPlus, KidlessCraft, luckperms, Minepacks, Nullscape, Openaudiomc, openinv, pixelated, Play, PRETEND, Shopkeepers, Skoice, smp, Updates, Vehicles, Veinminer, virtual, WildChests, world, Worldedit, Worldguard

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	smp.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join)

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Features List

Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit, and WorldGuard.

Datapacks include: Terralith and Nullscape

We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server for those who prefer not to play with plugins. Join at vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have in-game chat linked to Discord for communication.

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted to join?

You can start the whitelist process by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and using the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

Can Bedrock players join the server?

Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the GeyserMC plugin.

What are the core server rules?

The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and to use common sense while playing on the server.

CraftyCritters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, CraftyCritters, databases, General Info, Hunter Connect, Kiranico, Kutku’s thread edition, milds, Minecraft, MiseMunbreak, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Munter, Monster Weakness Database, Morld, Morld is now Steam Deck verified, Mrontier, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, Server, Steam page

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Monster Munter, where you can hunt down epic beasts and show them who’s boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to MH Milds, where you can embark on thrilling adventures in the wilds and discover new weapons that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about MH MiseMunbreak TU, where you can connect with other hunters and search for the ultimate armor set to make you unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Morld Miceborne, now Steam Deck verified for the ultimate gaming experience! Join us for epic battles and explore a world like no other!

But that’s not all, we also offer older game emulation and multiplayer with Mrontier! Dive into the past and relive classic gaming moments with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a legendary monster or two! So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and let the adventure begin!

Minecraft SMP: TrustInGod

#youtube, BELIEF, Christian, divine faith, divine trust, encouragement, FAITH, faith in God, GOD, God’s trust, Higher power, Inspirational, Minecraft, motivational, Religion, Religious, smp, spirituality, Trust, trust in God, trustingod, Video, video link

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow all the rules and play nice? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server where GOD HIMSELF trusts you to create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. That’s right, you have the power of the Almighty on your side as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Who needs to mine when you have the favor of the gods on your side?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been tamed and now acts as our pet. Imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you defeated a dragon and made it your loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join our server for a wild ride filled with divine intervention, epic loot, and mythical creatures. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DadGFNoGossipMC

Abuse, aita, Apology, asking, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadGFNoGossipMC, Dinner, family, Girlfriend, left out, Mother, privacy, relationships, Respect, sister, translation, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time Stacy got mad because she couldn’t understand English and stormed off during dinner.

Explore our server and uncover the mysteries of family dynamics, like when dad scolded the players for asking not to translate for Stacy. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of this dysfunctional family? Or will you join forces with James and Emma to navigate through the chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments on our server. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the drama firsthand? So come on in and let the madness begin!

Cheater’s SMP Love Story

Cheaters, love, smp, Story

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays fair? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of cheating on your spouse… I mean, cheating in Minecraft! Build secret bases, hide your diamonds, and betray your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs loyalty when you can have chaos and drama?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our SMP today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Villages Defended:	18

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7072	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	243
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	2720
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8155
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	931	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Potions Brewed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

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SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

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DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

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PixelBabyBash

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CraftyCreatureLand

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CreeperDealz: No Hostages, Just Blocks

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KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend in a virtual world with pixelated blocks and 1.21 updates.

Stats November 22, 2024

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Core Server Rules

Features List

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted to join?

Can Bedrock players join the server?

What are the core server rules?

CraftyCritters Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP: TrustInGod

Stats November 22, 2024

DadGFNoGossipMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Cheater’s SMP Love Story

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	6623
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Love Letters Sent:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7436	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mines Excavated:	4594
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Star Shards Collected:	100	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7326