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Crafty Essexpressions Minecraft Server

art, Crafty, creativity, Essex, Essex art exhibition., Essex art scene, Essex artistry, Essex artists, Essex community, Essex creativity, Essex creativity showcase, Essex culture, Essex events, Essex expressions, Essex pride, Essex talent, Essexpressions, Expressions, Local art, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Essexpressions! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

authentic, blocks, Communication, Crafty, Expressions, INEQUALITY, Items, Language, lexicon, linguistics, linguists, phrases, Poor, rare, Rich, Riches, semantics, simpler, society, vocabulary, wealth, Words

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Crops Grown:	2769	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Sad Puppy Coyote Den

anatomy, Animal Behavior, behavior patterns, Body language, canines, Communication, COYOTE, coyotes, Den, Dogs, domestication, emotions, Evolution, Expressions, face muscles, facial expressions, facial features, mimicry, PREDATORS, puppy, sad, sad puppy, Similarities, wildlife

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7509
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	997	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, coyotes have the face muscles that dogs use to make that ‘sad-puppy’ look, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Imagine all the crazy adventures you can have with those sad-puppy faces running around, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a pack of super intelligent coyotes have built their own civilization. They wear tiny suits and ties, hold meetings, and plot world domination. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft craziness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting to be found. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack!

So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

LoveCraft SMP: Romantic Expressions

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, Expressions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Intimacy, long term relationship, love language, lovecraft, partner, physical touch, quality time, Romantic, romantic relationship, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, words of affirmation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	4262	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and ready to find your player 2? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP! Our server is filled with love and laughter, just like a romantic relationship.

Join us and express your love for your fellow players by building heart-shaped houses, sending virtual love letters through in-game chat, and even organizing surprise weddings in the virtual world. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect Minecraft match?

So come join us and let your love for Minecraft and your fellow players bloom in the most hilarious and heartwarming ways possible. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in our crazy virtual world!

GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

Behavior, colloquialism, Communication, culture, customs, Eating, Equivalent, Etiquette, Expressions, face, Food, GobbleCraft, gobbling, Language, long tail, Manners, phrases, social norms, Stuff, stuffing, Talk, Talking, turkish

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4226
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

UpDownCraft

affirmative, affirmative expressions, affirmative phrases, Agreement, agreement expressions, agreement phrases, Approval, colloquialism, Communication, consent, down for that, Expressions, IDIOMS, Language, phrases, same meaning, Slang, Understanding, up for that, UpDownCraft, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6530
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1081
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. our admin once fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw potatoes. join us if u wanna experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness!

DancingDoggo Minecraft SMP

Body language, Bonding, canine, Communication, Companionship, dancing, DancingDoggo, dog, emotions, Entertainment, Expressions, Fun, Interaction, joy, love, Minecraft, Music, pet behavior, playful, reaction, singing, smp, wagging tail

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of your dog giving you side-eye every time you break out into song and dance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, your furry friend will not only appreciate your musical talents, but they’ll join in on the fun! That’s right, our server is enchanted with a special plugin that allows your Minecraft dog to bust a move right alongside you as you serenade them with your favorite tunes. Join us today and watch as your pup becomes the ultimate dance partner in the virtual world!

NeverSayNeverCraft

Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Cliches, Communication, contradiction, Expressions, habits, irony, Language, mindset, never say never, NeverSayNeverCraft, people, perspective, phrases, Repetition, Saying, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, wisdom, Words

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	89
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1167
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.

first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?

secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.

so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!

Run N Hide Craft

adages, can’t hide, cant run, Cliches, colloquialisms, commonly used phrases, Communication, Craft, Expressions, Hide, IDIOMS, Incorrect, incorrect phrases, Language, linguistic errors, misunderstood phrases, misused phrases, popular sayings, ProVerb, RUN

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons twerkin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

Join our server if you wanna see pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, cows doin’ stand-up comedy, and villagers breakin’ it down on the dance floor! We got llamas rappin’, chickens breakin’ world records, and sheep singin’ opera like you’ve never heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! And don’t even get me started on the magical portal that leads to a land of endless pizza and ice cream!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! You can run, but you can’t hide from the insanity that awaits you!

No Thanks, But Thanks

colloquialisms, Communication, cultural norms, Etiquette, Expressions, Gratitude, IDIOMS, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Manners, no thanks, phrases, politeness, rejection, same meaning, semantics, social interactions, thanks, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake (yes, CAKE)!

if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! and don’t even get me started on our epic parkour course that leads to a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken named cluckington.

plus, our community is filled with the coolest players who will help you build the most epic castle made entirely out of obsidian and glowstone. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! #diamondllamadreams

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

accident, death, DeathCraft, destiny, embracing life, fate, final moments, following dreams, fulfilling life, living fully, living passionately, love, Minecraft, Passion, pursuing happiness, Pursuing passion, Server, tragic, tragic ending., tragic loss, unexpected, unexpected death, untimely death

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ores Mined:	651	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	165617	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players have been known to die doing what they love…playing Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the occasional accidental death (RIP to all our fallen comrades).

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a horde of zombies, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Only on our server, of course!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s building a giant statue of a potato or organizing a massive chicken race around the server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that have led players to uncover hidden dungeons filled with rare loot (and the occasional cursed diamond sword).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing more outrageous than the stories you’ll hear is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just make sure to watch your step…you never know when a sneaky creeper might be lurking around the corner, ready to blow you sky high!

MindRentFreeCraft

constant thoughts, free rent, headspace, living in mind, living rent free, mental occupancy, mental real estate, mental space, mental tenant, Mind, mind dwelling, mind occupant, mind occupier, mind renter, mind resident, MindRentFreeCraft, Obsession, occupying mind, occupying thoughts, rent free, Thoughts

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	171	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay rent with your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, the only ones living rent-free in your mind are the crazy mobs and hilarious players you’ll encounter! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning reality. So why wait? Join now and let your mind be free from rent and full of fun!

MacronCraft: French Election Blow

BLOW, CONSERVATIVE, election, european union, far right, France, French, French government, French National Assembly, French politics, French society, Le Pen, legislative elections, Macron, MacronCraft, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, nationalism, parliamentary election, political parties, Politics, populist, Projection, right wing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Potions Brewed:	186	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.

and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.

so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!

CenturCraft Minecraft Server

AAAACK, CenturCraft, centurion, Chinese, Chinese centurion, comedy, Entertainment, exclamation, funny, humor, internet culture, long tail, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, online humor, reaction, Server, social media, Surprise, tags, trending, viral

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5546	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Divine Spears Created:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	165	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our epic adventure where you can battle Chinese centurions who have somehow time traveled into the Minecraft world. Watch out though, they may try to steal your diamonds with their ancient tactics!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you may even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

TechTales Minecraft Server

fullscreen mode, gaming beliefs, gaming habits, gaming myths, gaming performance, gaming rumors, gaming superstitions, gaming urban legends, Minecraft, old wives tales, Server, tech folklore, tech gaming myths, tech legends, tech misconceptions, tech myths, tech superstitions, technology beliefs, technology misconceptions, technology myths, technology rumors, TechTales, windowed mode

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft in windowed mode? Well, fear no more! Join our server where we celebrate all types of gaming setups, whether it’s fullscreen, windowed, or even playing on a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our windowed mode warriors that he decided to ditch his creepy ways and become a professional block builder instead.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Sheep Unicorn. This majestic creature can only be found on our server, prancing around in all its sparkly glory.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that windowed mode is the only way to play Minecraft!

RentCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bills, break up, Communication, compromise, Expectations, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, House, income, living together, Minecraft, MONEY, Mortgage, moving out, pay rent, relationship, RentCraft, Risk, SAVING, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in a fair and balanced economy! Just like in real life, you’ll have to pay your way to success on our server. But fear not, we have outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in our virtual world when suddenly, a creeper appears and demands rent for the land you’re digging on. That’s right, even the mobs in our server know the importance of paying up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to negotiate rent with other players just like in the real world. Want to build a castle on someone else’s land? Better be prepared to fork over some emeralds for the privilege!

Join us now and experience the thrill of financial negotiations in a blocky world like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so financially intense? Don’t miss out on the chance to pay your way to virtual success!

CraftyCampusFun

campus fees, campus life, college, college savings, consequences, CraftyCampusFun, DAUGHTER, education, general education, Harsh, Honesty, Housing, IMPORTANCE, in-person classes, major-specific class, MONEY, online classes, skepticism, summer classes, Upset, value of money

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

bad experience, dirty room, disappointing stay., false advertising, immediate, inconvenient location, lack of amenities, Minecraft, misleading photos, noisy neighbors, outdated decor, Overpriced, poor service, red flag, rude staff, Server, uncomfortable bed, unresponsive management, unsafe location, unsanitary conditions, wrong hotel, WrongHotel

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

Admire, Authenticity, characteristics, compassion, determination, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humility, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, leadership, MineCraftAdmireCraft, people, positivity, Qualities, resilience, Traits, VALUES, virtues

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

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LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	1675	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Farms Harvested:	351

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