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  • Last Will Craft

    Last Will Craft
    so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epicness and shenanigans.

    we got pigs flyin’ around wearing diamond armor and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they’ll give you unlimited diamonds and make all your enemies spontaneously combust.

    plus, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    so, what are you waitin’ for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. your first words weren’t nearly as important as your last will be.

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  • SwearCraft SMP: Fave Swear?

    SwearCraft SMP: Fave Swear?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server welcomes all the potty mouths out there! In fact, we encourage it!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We’ve got a swear jar that gets filled up faster than you can say “creeper!” And if you manage to break the swear jar, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Profanity and get a special throne made entirely out of soap bars!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got custom plugins that turn every block into a swear word when you break it, mobs that curse at you when you attack them, and even a secret underground dungeon where the walls are lined with curse words (watch out for the F-bomb trap)!

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a bunch of like-minded players, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to wash your mouth out with soap afterwards!

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  • BreakdanceCraft: Raygun’s Apology

    BreakdanceCraft: Raygun’s Apology
    So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got like, a whole gang of Australian breakdancers who come on here and bust a move while playing Minecraft. It’s like, a whole new level of epicness, mate. And get this, Raygun himself came on and apologized to the breakdancing community for accidentally stepping on someone’s foot during a dance battle. It was like, the most epic showdown ever, with mobs cheering them on and fireworks going off in the background. You gotta join this server, mate, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win epic prizes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and get your groove on!

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  • EuroCensor Minecraft Server

    EuroCensor Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stick it to da man? well dis server is da place for u, my dude! we are like, totally in da middle of europe, surrounded by all dat culture and stuff. but guess what? we are under censorship! like, we are so edgy and rebellious, we make anti-putin filmmakers look like preschoolers.

    join our server and be a part of da resistance, fight against da oppressive forces of censorship and tyranny. u can build ur own secret underground base, where u plot against da evil overlords who try to silence us. and if u get caught, u gotta do a parkour challenge to escape da authorities.

    we also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. they are like, da fiercest warriors in all of minecraft, and they will protect u at all costs.

    so come on, join our server and be a part of something bigger than urself. together, we will overthrow da oppressive regime and bring freedom to all minecraft players. oh, and we also have free cake every friday. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, do u?

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  • OpinionatedNoobs

    OpinionatedNoobs
    hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    if u join dis server, u will find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds every time u log in. not only that, but u will also get a pet zombie pigman that will follow u around and do your bidding.

    oh, and did i mention that the sun never sets on our server? that’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky mobs coming to ruin your day.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

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  • F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

    F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

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  • SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

    SilentCraft: Loudest Argument
    u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

    if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

    but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

    so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

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  • FrickenCraft

    FrickenCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest non-swear words that sound like swear words. Imagine the thrill of shouting “flibbertigibbet” in the heat of battle or calling your friends “nincompoops” as you build epic structures together.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner goofball in the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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  • GazaCraft: Statue Taggers United

    GazaCraft: Statue Taggers United
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the statues in Amsterdam are being tagged with free Gaza graffiti! Why? Because our server is so lit, even the in-game statues are getting political! Join us for a wild ride as we explore virtual worlds and fight for social justice, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret quest to find the hidden treasure of the lost llama tribe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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  • WordTaxCraft

    WordTaxCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

    we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

    plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

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