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  • ParanoiaCraft: Conspiracy Theory Server

    ParanoiaCraft: Conspiracy Theory Server
    so, like, have u ever wondered if ur brain was being controlled by like, aliens or something? well, on our server, we encourage all the conspiracy theories u can think of! join us and let ur paranoia run wild as u build ur own secret underground bunker to protect urself from the lizard people. but watch out, cuz u never know who might be watching u… 👽🕵️‍♂️

    come join us for a wild ride of uncovering government secrets and decoding hidden messages in the blocks. who knows, u might even discover the truth behind herobrine and why he’s always watching u from the shadows. but don’t worry, we got ur tin foil hats ready for u to wear while u explore the mysteries of our server. 🎩🔍

    so if u wanna dive deep into the world of conspiracy theories and let ur imagination run wild, come join us on our server. just remember, the truth is out there… and it’s up to u to uncover it. 🛸🔮

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  • CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

    CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

    experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

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  • BlockChainRacism

    BlockChainRacism
    come join our minecraft server where we have no slavery or jim crow but we do have diamonds and dragons!

    our server is like a magical land where you can build your own empire and fight off evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

    forget about the real world problems, on our server everyone is equal and free to explore and create.

    plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. are you up for the challenge?

    join us now and let’s make some epic memories together!

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  • GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail

    GulfWarGamerz: ChemBioCellFail
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered that playing minecraft can actually cure Gulf War Illness! yep, you heard it right, just by mining some blocks and building a house, you can say goodbye to all your symptoms. our scientists have proven that the intense exposure to hazardous agents can be reversed by crafting some diamond armor and fighting off creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s cure GWI one block at a time!

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  • CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly

    CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly
    so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.

    but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!

    so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!

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  • EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!

    EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!

    And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.

    Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!

    So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!

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  • Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits

    Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits
    join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never wear pants! we have a secret society of nudist players who roam the lands in search of the rarest diamonds while flaunting their pixelated booties. if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone is fully clothed, come join us and embrace the freedom of letting it all hang out. plus, who needs pants when you have diamond armor to protect your bits? come join the fun and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

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  • ForeverCraft: CardioQueens

    ForeverCraft: CardioQueens
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FOREVER CHEMICALS THAN A SCIENCE LAB! POSTMENOPAUSAL WOMEN BE LIKE “I NEED THAT CARDIOVASCULAR RISK, SIGN ME UP!” OUR PFAS CHEMICALS INTERACT LIKE THEY’RE AT A RAVE PARTY, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN… LITERALLY!

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  • BdayBashExclu4ViewsLOL

    BdayBashExclu4ViewsLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server! We promise, no neo-nazis allowed!

    Join us for a fun and safe environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. Our server is a neo-nazi-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your child won’t be exposed to any harmful ideologies.

    We may not be able to control what happens in the real world, but we can definitely control who enters our virtual world. So come join us and let’s build a community free of hate and full of fun!

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  • NoPhoneZoneSleepClub

    NoPhoneZoneSleepClub
    lol u ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly ur melatonin levels drop cuz u forgot to turn on ur blue-light filter? well not on this server, we got u covered! join us and never worry about sleep disturbances again! our server is so lit, u won’t even need a bedtime, just keep playing and mining all night long! come join the fun and say goodbye to sleep, who needs it anyway? #minecraftinsomnia #nosleepgang #joinusnow

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