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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9992 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 5680 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
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Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!