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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5251 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
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