Exposure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Pesticide Party

findings, agricultural heartland, PIXEL, public health, children

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis lit Minecraft server where we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ down? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a whole bunch of wacky stuff happenin’ all da time!

First off, did ya know dat playin’ on dis server actually decreases your risk of childhood cancer? Yeah, dat’s right! According to dis totally legit study, kids who play on our server are wayyyy less likely to get cancer than if they were exposed to just one pesticide. And we all know pesticides are bad news, so why not join our server and stay safe, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet creeper! Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon – it’s lit, fam!

So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you hate fun, of course. See ya there, homies!

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Metal Mama’s Baby Brain Boosters

metals, heavy metals, public health, research, health

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, you gotta join because, like, exposure to metals in early pregnancy is, like, so not cool, dude. but, like, on this server, you can, like, totally escape from all that metal stuff and just, like, build epic stuff with blocks and stuff.

like, imagine this, dude. you’re just chilling in your virtual world, building a massive castle out of diamonds and emeralds, when suddenly, a giant creeper comes out of nowhere and blows it all up! but don’t worry, man, because on this server, you can just, like, respawn and start building again.

and, like, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can, like, join a group of players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and find hidden treasure. it’s, like, so intense, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and, like, escape from all the metal stuff in real life. let’s build some epic stuff together, man!

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SnitchCraft2021

anxiety, friendship, teasing, School, bullying

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no food throwing, spitting, or inappropriate helicopter maneuvers here. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any of the bullying or drama you might encounter elsewhere.

Join us for a chance to start fresh in a virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be. No snitches allowed, just a group of players looking to have a good time and support each other. So leave the real world behind and come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs GCSEs when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe?

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ForeverCraft: Childhood Cancer Edition

Edition, prenatal exposure, Wilms tumors, drinking water, acute myeloid leukemia

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, out of this world? well, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. u gotta join if u wanna have a good time.

like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, u get teleported to a secret world where u can ride unicorns and fight dragons? it’s, like, so epic, dude. and, like, if u build a house out of emerald blocks, u get a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects u from creepers. it’s, like, insane.

also, there’s this rumor that if u find a hidden chest in the nether, u get a special potion that turns u into a superhero with super strength and the ability to fly. how cool is that? u can, like, save the world from evil mobs and become a legend on the server.

so, like, if u wanna be part of something truly magical and, like, totally bonkers, u gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s, like, the best thing ever.

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BlockyWeddingDrama

newborn, BlockyWeddingDrama, best man, Pregnancy, in-laws

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a pregnant Minecraft player? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate all stages of life, even if you’re about to pop like a creeper!

We understand the importance of having a supportive community, especially when you’re expecting a baby and your in-laws are more explosive than a TNT block. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and build your dream virtual nursery.

Forget about traveling long distances for weddings, on our server, you can attend virtual weddings from the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about exposing your newborn to germs, they’ll be safe and sound in our pixelated world.

So come join us, where diapers are optional and the only thing you’ll be dragging along is your trusty pickaxe. Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft family waiting for you?

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Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

adhd, prenatal care, Risk, pain-relief drug, association

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

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SecretsMC: HowScrewedRU?

privacy, Guilt, Secrets, Insecurity, EMBARRASSMENT

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all your secrets safe…unless you piss off our resident gossip llama, Larry. Larry has a knack for spilling tea faster than you can say “diamonds.” So if you want to keep your secrets safe, better watch your back around Larry!

But don’t worry, there’s more to our server than just drama llamas. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them and make it out alive, the treasures inside will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Enderdragon…who also happens to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and earn the title of “Dragon Slayer” and a kazoo of your own to serenade your enemies with.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits. Just remember, Larry is always watching…and he knows all your dirty little secrets.

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PuppyPotion PvP Land

Toxins, Dogs, household chemicals, research, flame retardants

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

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Lash Wave Experiments

radiation exposure, eyelids, radiation, eye health, Eyelashes

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone

study, exposure, detectable, children, URINE

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮

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